math master flex

[vengeance_is_me]

so i'm just chillin' and i see this:

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[shamroq]

A NOT-goldstar. Man, that's brutal.

[fresita]

Teachers can be cruel. You should know. YOU MARRIED ONE.

[shamroq]

Stop jockeying for my seed. You'll get your turn when Anita retires my ass for the pool boy.

[fresita]

I don't want your seed. I would have mumble-y children with speach impediments because of your genes, clearly. IT'S THE ELEVATOR!!!

[shamroq]

Every time I sing along to music in my car, I am reminded of those days and tears of shame stream down my face. Anita always wants to know why my mascara is ruined and I never have the heart to tell her.

[fresita]

And you're worried about the gay on HER side?

[shamroq]

I'll take her gay over your "Kids who froth at the mouth everytime they watch japanese cartoons with strobe effects."

[fresita]

Stop trying to save face. You know you want my psychotic convulsive ass.

[shamroq]

Can you call down that convulsive stuff on command? That might feel pretty good. We could call that position "The Rodeo".

[fresita]

But at least they'd spell better than I do, with their SPEECH impediment.

haha

[vengeance_is_me]

i was going to call you on that. you know, since i'm in the internetz math and spelling police.

Re: haha

[fresita]

Yeah, I was thinking "Perfect post to fuck that up in, Lorenia"... and almost DELETED AND POSTED IT RIGHT. But then Ian would get even more GIRL on me and tattle.

They called me "Mr. Glass..." says:
And my thighs are really tender.

28 days left: the answer to life, the universe, and everything says:
what the hell do you want me to do about it?

28 days left: the answer to life, the universe, and everything says:
you CHICK

They called me "Mr. Glass..." says:
I went on a long run yesterday and I'm all chafed up.

Re: haha

[shamroq]

hey called me "Mr. Glass..." said:
I want you to rub moisturizing lotion on my sack!
They called me "Mr. Glass..." said:
I'd do it for you!