Dear sisterdecadence,

[theemptied]

Thanks a lot. Now I can spread the love.

Comments

[azul_ros]

Eewww. I couldn't finish watching this. My tummy has already been feeling icky. This certainly was not helpful.

[femmdraven]

Okay, I SOOOOOOOOOOOO did not need to see that.

How much does everyone's job suck at that place? I mean, one guy has to shove his arm back and forth in a place no one wants to stick their arm. And someone has to hold a giant baggie to catch the stuff. Ewwwwwww.

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theemptied]

Prude :P

[femmdraven]

Yep, that's me.

[audreystats]

Ungh...

I can just imagine the guy on a first date with some girl, telling her "my job is to shove my arm up an elephant's ass to make him cum 5 times a day."

[a_green_macaw]

You assume he likes girls... I mean once ones had an elephant ....

Once you've gone pachyderm baby you never go back.

[theemptied]

I was thinking it would make him pretty popular with size-queen gay men... I mean, he's basically a professional anal fister that deals with the second largest cock in the world. That's like finding out your blind date is a gymnast sword-swallower.

[a_green_macaw]

Up to six and a half feet long! Geez that cock could play basket ball.

[bubbles]

so much awesome! If I sweat a lot we will get semen!

I wonder how you actually get that job?

[darkmatterhari]

Dude! There's only one guy in the US who does that. He's in Florida, he was on the Daily Show a few years back and I have the episode on VHS from when my mother used to tape shows for me when I first moved out and didn't have cable.

I should totally rip it and upload it for you. The Daily Show clip was more up close and personal with the camera angles.

Hooray elephant masturbaters.