me: Funny story... I was talking to an English friend of mine on Monday. He was saying he was just enjoying his day off. And I said, what, you give bank holidays for St George's Day or something?" And he said, "Nah, there's this holiday that went on this weekend... something about some guy who rose from the dead or something."
me:"...and of this, eat of my body.... HEY! WTF!!!"
alcarilinque: ha ha