Wow,
America has such great and well-informed educators teaching our nation's children. It makes my heart swell... with nausea.
Hey, Dale Halferty,
Read The Fucking Manual. Actually, you probably wouldn't like that since it's written by Them Godless Europeans. So I'll refer you to
this manual that should get you thinking about people who fight to defend your country, and how enough of them practise ZOMG WITCHCRAFT enough to warrant having their own section in that handbook.