Thy choicest gifts in store.
British love interest: Want anything from British Delights? If you don't ask for anything, I'll get you a Union Jack toilet seat. (Yes, they exist.)
Me: *spouts lists of wants*
BLI: I might get the toilet seat anyway. We can use that in our first apartment together.
Me: If you do that, then we'll have to get an alarm clock that plays "God Save the Queen." Or, barring that, a Voco Clock so we could wake up to Stephen Fry.
Me: *spouts lists of wants*
BLI: I might get the toilet seat anyway. We can use that in our first apartment together.
Me: If you do that, then we'll have to get an alarm clock that plays "God Save the Queen." Or, barring that, a Voco Clock so we could wake up to Stephen Fry.