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So my friends and I went bowling last night at around 9 and, while observing my surroundings, I came to an unfortunate realization. Chicks that go bowling are almost always really really close to being hot.....but have one major issue that turns it around. There are many different offenders:
The Butter Face
It is fairly standard to see one of these in every day scenarios but odds increase exponentially when in a bowling alley at night. Research indicates that they might congregate in bowling alleys because the dim lights make it harder to differentiate them from chicks who do not look like Leatherface.
Tipping the scales
Probably could be hot if they lost around 10-15 lbs. This could either be due to the fact that the only exercise that they get is bowling, or the fact that they have a unrequited love for the curly fries served at the alley's bar.
The Goth Chick
About a 50/50 chance that she is also a part of the Tipping the Scales Club. Could possibly be attractive if she ever saw the sun and didn't dye her hair black. Found in bowling alleys because, lets face it, she isn't cool enough to hang out anywhere else.
Maybe if it were 2000
These chicks were probably hot 6-7 years ago but have lost their luster over time. Usually, you can tell that they either smoked or drank waaaaaaay too much in their prime which may have caused a slight case of Butter Face. Also, their aging may have slowed their metabolism so that they may be Tipping the Scales. Found in bowling alleys probably because they are some of the last establishments which still allow smoking indoors.
And last but certainly not least....
Maybe if it were 2009
Too young to hang out anywhere else, these chicks are pretty hot now but the fact that at least half of their friends actually look their age cause you to feel dirty.
All of these bowling alley broads are on notice.
The Butter Face
It is fairly standard to see one of these in every day scenarios but odds increase exponentially when in a bowling alley at night. Research indicates that they might congregate in bowling alleys because the dim lights make it harder to differentiate them from chicks who do not look like Leatherface.
Tipping the scales
Probably could be hot if they lost around 10-15 lbs. This could either be due to the fact that the only exercise that they get is bowling, or the fact that they have a unrequited love for the curly fries served at the alley's bar.
The Goth Chick
About a 50/50 chance that she is also a part of the Tipping the Scales Club. Could possibly be attractive if she ever saw the sun and didn't dye her hair black. Found in bowling alleys because, lets face it, she isn't cool enough to hang out anywhere else.
Maybe if it were 2000
These chicks were probably hot 6-7 years ago but have lost their luster over time. Usually, you can tell that they either smoked or drank waaaaaaay too much in their prime which may have caused a slight case of Butter Face. Also, their aging may have slowed their metabolism so that they may be Tipping the Scales. Found in bowling alleys probably because they are some of the last establishments which still allow smoking indoors.
And last but certainly not least....
Maybe if it were 2009
Too young to hang out anywhere else, these chicks are pretty hot now but the fact that at least half of their friends actually look their age cause you to feel dirty.
All of these bowling alley broads are on notice.