Turkey Genocide Day!
Feast well, friends! You may not have Snickers, but you can still cobble like four pairs of shoes.
And my letter to Santa, which amuses me greatly.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, haikuninja (-5000 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4953 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
theelectricpope
And my letter to Santa, which amuses me greatly.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, haikuninja (-5000 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4953 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
theelectricpope