Say It Ain't So

[isaid_goodday]

*bursts into the door of the basement, very upset*

Oh my goodness... guys... I was at the Hub, trying to-- I mean, picking up on girls-- and I overheard Pam Macy talking to her friends.

She said...

*gasps*

Ay, me. She said that Eric and Donna have broken up!

This cannot be!

*clasps hands and looks up to the heavens*

Dear God, it cannot be!

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[and_you_love_me]

*stops watching TV and moves from the folding chair to the couch*

Huh? Fez, calm down. I'm sure once Eric and Donna get here, they'll explain everything. Pam Macy isn't a reliable source, anyway.

*frowns*

But if Donna broke up with him, then it's about time, because... really. We all know she can do better.

[isaid_goodday]

No, no, no! Eric and Donna's love is the rock upon which the gang is built!

But yes, he is a skinny little boy, isn't he?

[crazyforloving]

*runs in after Fez*

Hey, why did you run away from...?

*skids to a stop when she sees everyone*

Oh. Hi.

*whispers to Fez*

Are you STILL complaining about that rumor?

[itrunsonwater]

That's "scrawny", Fez. And believe it or not, Jackie's right-- for some reason Donna's never going to dump Forman. Probably 'cuz he's easier to train than a puppy.

*glares at Caroline*

Oh, good. Sybill's here.

[and_you_love_me]

Of course I'm right! And no, Steven, that's not true. Michael is far, far easier to...

Ahem.

*glares at Caroline too*

Last time I checked, she wasn't part of The Gang, Fez.

[isaid_goodday]

Well... I...

I just thought that it would be nice if we all got along now!

Yes, I would like us all to get along...

[crazyforloving]

*glares at Hyde*

I don't know what you're talking about, but don't make me mad. Okay? Okay!

*makes a throat slicing motion to Jackie before smiling at Fez*

I'd like to get along, honey-bear, but no one HERE seems to want to!!!!