Ugh!
"Xander!" I yelled at him, pulling all of the covers off him in one big pull. "Xander wake up. It's time to get dressed and pretend that we care about Giles' birthday."
I snuck a look at him once and grinned since he was still naked before slapping his face hard. "Wake up! I'm not going to that party alone. Buffy is in charge of it, so you know what that means."
Everyone knew what that meant. It would be horrible. Some terrible disaster would come down upon us, like demons attacking for no apparent reason or possibly some poorly cooked fish. And yes, when I was going to politely tell Buffy that no, Xander and I would be busy having sex that night, what happened?
Xander told her yes. Yes! Yes as in yes we would go to the horror!
I'd kill him, but then I wouldn't have a ride home from this disaster.
"Xander, if you don't hurry and get dressed, then when this is all over there won't be sex."
That usually did the trick.
((Open to Xander))
I snuck a look at him once and grinned since he was still naked before slapping his face hard. "Wake up! I'm not going to that party alone. Buffy is in charge of it, so you know what that means."
Everyone knew what that meant. It would be horrible. Some terrible disaster would come down upon us, like demons attacking for no apparent reason or possibly some poorly cooked fish. And yes, when I was going to politely tell Buffy that no, Xander and I would be busy having sex that night, what happened?
Xander told her yes. Yes! Yes as in yes we would go to the horror!
I'd kill him, but then I wouldn't have a ride home from this disaster.
"Xander, if you don't hurry and get dressed, then when this is all over there won't be sex."
That usually did the trick.
((Open to Xander))