Jul 30, 2005 19:42
The Elders Pledge
I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good
Oh, wait, that’s another world altogether
Ours is vampires, Slayers and in leather!
We, The Elders, swear to uphold
the standards of world-class RP writing
To create strange new worlds,
or just seriously fuck with existing ones
To seek out new ‘ships
To boldly go where no RPer has gone before
And remind ourselves that,
'Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to anger.'
No, wait, um…
‘First you get the women,
then you get the money,
then you...'
Forget it, you get the picture!