a year in art school in review
"i dont give a flying fuck. in FACT if a fuck flew in here, i wouldnt give it the time of day. i'd be like 'hey FUCK get outa here, i aint got time for you'"
"i live with 5 girls in a pink house with one bathroom and an s and m club in the basement...ITS GREAT"
"mandrews out"
"that's what she/he said"
"i had strawberry shortcake for dinner last night...and then i fucked ur mom"
"muuuuuuthaaaaaaaaaaa...tell you children not to wuck myyy waaaaaaaaaaaiiiii"
"it's a pretty big jump"
"SHMEGMA"
"i have checks...WITH LITTLE POODLES ON THEM"
"who would have ever thought, we would use a thong, as a towel rack?...i bet you we could fix the internet with some paperclips and some gum"
"i'd like to snuggle up inside your navel" *with a tiny british accent*
"A BIG PATCH OF FUCKING CHEST HAIR..."
"QUICK-LEE. you STOOPID AMERICAIN FAIG"
"so maddy, i saw the antichrist in the hallway...years of my life...irreplaceable years of my life"
"holocaust robot has seen so many things o_____________________O"
"FAIL"
"hey you guys..wait wait!...*fart*...ok move on"
"aaaaaaooooooooo aaoooooo aaaaaaaaaooooooooo"
"sex and the city time! (at ihop)"
"omg so i went to berkeley with luis today...there was so much food-i felt like a starving african child"
I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
"but his voice fills me with a TERRIBLE rage"
"if i sit on your couch am i gonna get pregnant?"
"what's a kabuki?"
"NOOOO DONT GO BACK TO SLEEP UR GONNA DIIIIIE!!!"
"fucking marcel DOUCHE-amp..."
"you're mom/face is a *inert noun*"
"i don't hate weasle face, i just hate his face"
.....never attend a party in a barn
"one of you will become the cho-san-waaaan"
"UNACCEPTABLE"
"dont bother me i'm bookmaking (or at least i'm thinking about bookmaking)."
"YODIE...jodieeeeeeeeeeee"
"OMG RACHEL WHAT IS THAT?/is it a piece of crap?/NO IT'S ART!!!"
"oh you like him? too bad he's GAY or STRAIGHT or whatever is sexually inconvenient for you!! or he's an idiot"
"that forehead was cut with a kahoogahkah"
"is that all you guys want me for? alcohol?"
"you know what, if you can survive all the bull shit that goes on in art school and still love what you do, then you're really meant to do that"
"i live with 5 girls in a pink house with one bathroom and an s and m club in the basement...ITS GREAT"
"mandrews out"
"that's what she/he said"
"i had strawberry shortcake for dinner last night...and then i fucked ur mom"
"muuuuuuthaaaaaaaaaaa...tell you children not to wuck myyy waaaaaaaaaaaiiiii"
"it's a pretty big jump"
"SHMEGMA"
"i have checks...WITH LITTLE POODLES ON THEM"
"who would have ever thought, we would use a thong, as a towel rack?...i bet you we could fix the internet with some paperclips and some gum"
"i'd like to snuggle up inside your navel" *with a tiny british accent*
"A BIG PATCH OF FUCKING CHEST HAIR..."
"QUICK-LEE. you STOOPID AMERICAIN FAIG"
"so maddy, i saw the antichrist in the hallway...years of my life...irreplaceable years of my life"
"holocaust robot has seen so many things o_____________________O"
"FAIL"
"hey you guys..wait wait!...*fart*...ok move on"
"aaaaaaooooooooo aaoooooo aaaaaaaaaooooooooo"
"sex and the city time! (at ihop)"
"omg so i went to berkeley with luis today...there was so much food-i felt like a starving african child"
I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
"but his voice fills me with a TERRIBLE rage"
"if i sit on your couch am i gonna get pregnant?"
"what's a kabuki?"
"NOOOO DONT GO BACK TO SLEEP UR GONNA DIIIIIE!!!"
"fucking marcel DOUCHE-amp..."
"you're mom/face is a *inert noun*"
"i don't hate weasle face, i just hate his face"
.....never attend a party in a barn
"one of you will become the cho-san-waaaan"
"UNACCEPTABLE"
"dont bother me i'm bookmaking (or at least i'm thinking about bookmaking)."
"YODIE...jodieeeeeeeeeeee"
"OMG RACHEL WHAT IS THAT?/is it a piece of crap?/NO IT'S ART!!!"
"oh you like him? too bad he's GAY or STRAIGHT or whatever is sexually inconvenient for you!! or he's an idiot"
"that forehead was cut with a kahoogahkah"
"is that all you guys want me for? alcohol?"
"you know what, if you can survive all the bull shit that goes on in art school and still love what you do, then you're really meant to do that"