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Favorites
1. Animal to eat: oh dude...cow, pig, chicken, lamb, various animals in sausauges, some fish, shrimp
2. Sylvester Stallone movie: rambo
3. Magazine: I don't read magazines, but if i had to choose i would say...Better Homes and Gardens
4. Secondary Simpson's Character: Chief Wiggem
5. Pro Sports team: Detriot Red Wings
6. Toothpaste: Toothpaste Brand Toothpaste
7. Nickname for yourself: Badass, my girlfriend calls me "mumbles"
8. Restaurant: Ole Ole
9. Parent: Grandma (It's grandPARENT, so technically i can say that, plus i'm not going to choose btwn my parents...you sick freaks)
11. Vacation Spot: The Beach, or England
13. Actor: Me
14. Actress: You
15. TV show you liked as a kid: Simpsons, and it's still my favorite
16. Spot to be touched while making out: My glasses, ohhh yeah!
17. Stand Up Comic: Kyle Knight!!
18. Place for Breakfast: Stacey's House or Carrol's Corner Cafe
19. Will Ferrell Movie: Starsky and Hutch
20. Shirt: Black Band T-shirt...stupid question
21. Singer: Oh, me, of course....oh and um yeah, Jacob Bannon is the man
23. Guilty Pleasure: smoking
24. Porn Star: Fuck you!
Have You Ever
1. Punched someone out of anger: yes
2. Stolen cash: yes
3. Went on a beer run: No
4. Made out with someone you've known less than 30 minutes: nope
5. Asked out someone on MySpace: hell no
6. Been in a car accident: yes.
8. Thought dirty things in Church: if thinking about jesus is dirty then throw mud on me...oh this one time my priest, who was korean, kept saying the word ash, but it sound like ass...so "the ass is the most important thing" and "when the ass is on your forehead..." was meant to be ash, i had to contain my laughter
9. Told someone they were ugly and meant it: nope
10. Walked out of a restaurant without tipping: of course
11. Had sex with someone you don't really like: nope
12. Yelled out the wrong name: probably, i don't recall
13. Lost your temper when discussing politics: no
14. Given away your last cigarette: no
17. Snuck a nap at work: yeah, i've slept through a whole shift, it was 4 hours, but hey, i slept through a whole shift, i think that deserves some credit
18. Been turned down for sex: no, because i haven't asked for it
19. Thought you had real feelings for someone you didn't know: no
23. Picked your nose and been caught: yep
25. Sent a poem you wrote to someone: not a poem, but a piece of writing
Would you?
1. Tell your friend he/she is getting fat? well, maybe a few friends if they were getting like "whoah, bro you gettin' chubby"
2. Ditch your family on Christmas for the ULTIMATE concert? no, if isis, i may think it about, but i would probably stay with the family
3. Make out with a member of the same sex as you? no
4. Hire a homeless person to mow your lawn? yeah, if he was a rad dude
5. Give up your best friend for your spouse if you had to? dude, my best friend would be my wife and my best bro wouldn't have to make me choose, nor should anyone else...so there.
6. Serve if the draft was re-instated? depends on the situation...but for this current war, no
7. Make out with a monkey for $5000? if it wasn't a crazy monkey, yeah
8. Wear a tutu to a club on a dare? does this involve millions of dollars, otherwise, no
9. Videotape yourself taking a shower for your partner? uhhh, what?! no!
10. Be on Fear Factor knowing you had to eat that nasty shit? maybe, just so i could tell joe rogen and all the other contestents what friggin' douche bags they are. I may get kicked off and not appear on the show but it would be worth it.
1. Animal to eat: oh dude...cow, pig, chicken, lamb, various animals in sausauges, some fish, shrimp
2. Sylvester Stallone movie: rambo
3. Magazine: I don't read magazines, but if i had to choose i would say...Better Homes and Gardens
4. Secondary Simpson's Character: Chief Wiggem
5. Pro Sports team: Detriot Red Wings
6. Toothpaste: Toothpaste Brand Toothpaste
7. Nickname for yourself: Badass, my girlfriend calls me "mumbles"
8. Restaurant: Ole Ole
9. Parent: Grandma (It's grandPARENT, so technically i can say that, plus i'm not going to choose btwn my parents...you sick freaks)
11. Vacation Spot: The Beach, or England
13. Actor: Me
14. Actress: You
15. TV show you liked as a kid: Simpsons, and it's still my favorite
16. Spot to be touched while making out: My glasses, ohhh yeah!
17. Stand Up Comic: Kyle Knight!!
18. Place for Breakfast: Stacey's House or Carrol's Corner Cafe
19. Will Ferrell Movie: Starsky and Hutch
20. Shirt: Black Band T-shirt...stupid question
21. Singer: Oh, me, of course....oh and um yeah, Jacob Bannon is the man
23. Guilty Pleasure: smoking
24. Porn Star: Fuck you!
Have You Ever
1. Punched someone out of anger: yes
2. Stolen cash: yes
3. Went on a beer run: No
4. Made out with someone you've known less than 30 minutes: nope
5. Asked out someone on MySpace: hell no
6. Been in a car accident: yes.
8. Thought dirty things in Church: if thinking about jesus is dirty then throw mud on me...oh this one time my priest, who was korean, kept saying the word ash, but it sound like ass...so "the ass is the most important thing" and "when the ass is on your forehead..." was meant to be ash, i had to contain my laughter
9. Told someone they were ugly and meant it: nope
10. Walked out of a restaurant without tipping: of course
11. Had sex with someone you don't really like: nope
12. Yelled out the wrong name: probably, i don't recall
13. Lost your temper when discussing politics: no
14. Given away your last cigarette: no
17. Snuck a nap at work: yeah, i've slept through a whole shift, it was 4 hours, but hey, i slept through a whole shift, i think that deserves some credit
18. Been turned down for sex: no, because i haven't asked for it
19. Thought you had real feelings for someone you didn't know: no
23. Picked your nose and been caught: yep
25. Sent a poem you wrote to someone: not a poem, but a piece of writing
Would you?
1. Tell your friend he/she is getting fat? well, maybe a few friends if they were getting like "whoah, bro you gettin' chubby"
2. Ditch your family on Christmas for the ULTIMATE concert? no, if isis, i may think it about, but i would probably stay with the family
3. Make out with a member of the same sex as you? no
4. Hire a homeless person to mow your lawn? yeah, if he was a rad dude
5. Give up your best friend for your spouse if you had to? dude, my best friend would be my wife and my best bro wouldn't have to make me choose, nor should anyone else...so there.
6. Serve if the draft was re-instated? depends on the situation...but for this current war, no
7. Make out with a monkey for $5000? if it wasn't a crazy monkey, yeah
8. Wear a tutu to a club on a dare? does this involve millions of dollars, otherwise, no
9. Videotape yourself taking a shower for your partner? uhhh, what?! no!
10. Be on Fear Factor knowing you had to eat that nasty shit? maybe, just so i could tell joe rogen and all the other contestents what friggin' douche bags they are. I may get kicked off and not appear on the show but it would be worth it.