Oh My Freaking God I'm Fucking Huge!!!
Well, I know I'm not in the condition I used to be in when I was a Deep Sea Diver for the Navy. Even when I was an active duty Diver we used to say that it is near impossible to sustain that level of conditioning without being surrounded by a locker full of equally motivated people. But for crying out loud . . . I've really let myself go! What a harsh reality I was smacked with just now! :-O
The wife had an idea for our 365 picture which required me to put on my old Navy dress uniform and I couldn't put that fucker on over my freaking fat gut! I mean I could barely pull them on let alone button the 13 buttons! At which point my loving wife told me she noticed I was getting bigger around the midsection but didn't want to say anything to me about it. My reply was that it is her job to tell me shit like that! If I can't have my Queen tell me I'm a fat ass who I can I rely on to tell me the harsh truth?!
So that settles that! No more of this bullshit. My fat assedness is entirely unacceptable! I'll be taking a nude picture for my 40th birthday in a few months and there's no way I'm going to look like this when that time arrives! Mark my words . . . I will have my rock hard abs back by then and I will fit into that uniform and I will be buttoning all 13 buttons and I will not need oxygen after doing so!
The wife had an idea for our 365 picture which required me to put on my old Navy dress uniform and I couldn't put that fucker on over my freaking fat gut! I mean I could barely pull them on let alone button the 13 buttons! At which point my loving wife told me she noticed I was getting bigger around the midsection but didn't want to say anything to me about it. My reply was that it is her job to tell me shit like that! If I can't have my Queen tell me I'm a fat ass who I can I rely on to tell me the harsh truth?!
So that settles that! No more of this bullshit. My fat assedness is entirely unacceptable! I'll be taking a nude picture for my 40th birthday in a few months and there's no way I'm going to look like this when that time arrives! Mark my words . . . I will have my rock hard abs back by then and I will fit into that uniform and I will be buttoning all 13 buttons and I will not need oxygen after doing so!