A Question For You All:
I have always considered myself to be a peaceful person. Well, most of the time anyway. I do not like to settle things with violence if they can be settled with a conversation or two, or at least a non-violent action. Often I find it is easy to avoid violence with the simple threat of violence, as I'm sure you have all seen me do from time to time. Much easier and better for everyone if I threaten to destroy someone BEFORE I actually go through with it as a warning to those who might attempt to upset me to my very core. And you all know my rule: I won't hit someone unless they hit me first... unless they really REALLY deserve it. And given my status as the resident Buddha of our little clan, for lack of a better term, such negative passions are better left not acted upon.
But you all know as well that I have a certain disdain for a certain holiday that will occur on a certain...uh, tomorrow. And as I tried to make clear in the past to those who might celebrate it to do me one small favor: keep in the fuck away from me. Do whatever. Go frolic in the sunflower fields with your heart shaped chocolates and jasmine-flavored lubricates and make, sweet, deviant lust in whatever orifices you find fit. Just keep it. The fuck. Away. From me. Far be it from me to ruin it for those 9% who actually LIKES this holiday. Just don't expect me to participate. And, as a few of you saw last year, I will reap swift, bloody revenge on those who IGNORE my personal bubble and try to throw it in my face. Who was this unlucky person? I'll give you a hint: he is a 48 year old Asian bereaver who, instead of being 90% water, is made of 90% sap.
After my update the other day, the one in the latter half was devoted to Valentines frustrations, most of which to do with said sappy bitch's blog, went ahead and sent me this:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=3217378&albumID=11194&imageID=59665579#a=11194&i=59665579
Having ignored my threats of physical violence and revenge, not once, but TWO years in a row, I am left with no option but to strike back. And again, having now TWICE in one week ruined love, and any hopes of me enjoying this holiday, vengeance must be sated.
Now, my question to you is this. Should I:
A) Use today's holiday as an ironic platform in which to put on a hockey mask and disembowel him with a machete.
B) Reform the Hate Pirates with John to counter Yuan's Love Ninja, and destroy him in hand to hand combat.
C) Set fire to his home by tricking him into trying to bake something.
D) Play "El Tango De Roxanne", "Whiskey Lullaby" and "Kim" over and over until he feel so depressed by love that he kills himself.
E) Insert fifth ironic death here.
Let me know your feedback, and you all enjoy your holidays this weekend. *Kisses*
But you all know as well that I have a certain disdain for a certain holiday that will occur on a certain...uh, tomorrow. And as I tried to make clear in the past to those who might celebrate it to do me one small favor: keep in the fuck away from me. Do whatever. Go frolic in the sunflower fields with your heart shaped chocolates and jasmine-flavored lubricates and make, sweet, deviant lust in whatever orifices you find fit. Just keep it. The fuck. Away. From me. Far be it from me to ruin it for those 9% who actually LIKES this holiday. Just don't expect me to participate. And, as a few of you saw last year, I will reap swift, bloody revenge on those who IGNORE my personal bubble and try to throw it in my face. Who was this unlucky person? I'll give you a hint: he is a 48 year old Asian bereaver who, instead of being 90% water, is made of 90% sap.
After my update the other day, the one in the latter half was devoted to Valentines frustrations, most of which to do with said sappy bitch's blog, went ahead and sent me this:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=3217378&albumID=11194&imageID=59665579#a=11194&i=59665579
Having ignored my threats of physical violence and revenge, not once, but TWO years in a row, I am left with no option but to strike back. And again, having now TWICE in one week ruined love, and any hopes of me enjoying this holiday, vengeance must be sated.
Now, my question to you is this. Should I:
A) Use today's holiday as an ironic platform in which to put on a hockey mask and disembowel him with a machete.
B) Reform the Hate Pirates with John to counter Yuan's Love Ninja, and destroy him in hand to hand combat.
C) Set fire to his home by tricking him into trying to bake something.
D) Play "El Tango De Roxanne", "Whiskey Lullaby" and "Kim" over and over until he feel so depressed by love that he kills himself.
E) Insert fifth ironic death here.
Let me know your feedback, and you all enjoy your holidays this weekend. *Kisses*