So I'm eyeing this maintainence dude.
I'm watching this maintainence guy install this microwave in my house because I don't trust this motherfucker. The dude came in and was looking around like the microwave is going to be in my bedroom or my office. I was like, "Hey, it's this way." and he still was looking around so now I'm watching him to make sure he doesn't jack anything. When I first moved into my house, the movers were wasted on the job and took a 2 hour break and wanted us to pay them for it. Of course, my mom said "Hell no. You get what I pay you." then they were like "Fine, well then we're taking this mothafuckin' TV." So my mom called my dad and he came home and grabbed this baseball bat and was pointing it at them going "You motherfuckers! You think you can muscle us out of money? You get the fuck out of here right now or I'm busting open every one of your god damn heads." and the one black dude was like "Hey mannn, I just got out of jail man. You don't want to mess with me." and my dad was like "I don't care where the fuck you came from. I'm still going to fuck you up" and then this jacked guy who was installing this pool in the other yard heard the argument and then he jumped in and backed up my dad. So then the movers left. It was very interesting. So now, I watch this microwave guy and get him the fuck out of my house.