RTD is a fucking genius (Reason: 1,498)

[thedrumsarereal]

"So, I think the Master should disguise himself. He could dye his hair blond. In a public toilet. He's scrubbing away at the sink. That puts in mind an Ortonesque, post-watershed scene where the Master is dyeing his hair like a rent boy, and a smart businessman comes in cruising, and the Master takes him into a cubicle, and murders him. Maybe after

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[talkingtothesky]

I have a question. How exactly does one dye one's hair 'like a rent boy'? XD Is there a particular technique?

And of course it's true.

[thedrumsarereal]

Cheap, tacky, location. Methinks Uncle Rusty knows too much about rent boys for his own good. Oh Russell, how I love and adore you.

[bastardlyarmed]

Oh my god. That just made my day. (I'm actually currently stuck in Hong Kong waiting for luggage - it's been around 2 hours since I arrived. Bloody weather)

rentboy!Master ftw!

[paregmenon]

This is awesome! Rentboy Master. Ahahaha. I wish this had happened, but maybe there is still hope! Moffat may still redeem himself :D