A conversation with Mrs Luckhurst

[thedrumsarereal]

Sam Tyler:
Hello Mrs Luckhurst. I remember you.
Mrs Luckhurst:
hello <3
Mrs Luckhurst:
I remember you too, Tony ;-)
Mrs Luckhurst:
Tony - your friend Gordon around at all?
Mrs Luckhurst:
Poor Joni - sorry Warren got to her before Sam could help, even tho she was naughty with him
Sam Tyler:
I'm afraid the Guv... er... I mean Mr. Brown has gone missing. *grumbles under breath that he's probably down the pub*
Mrs Luckhurst:
Mr Brown doesn't know what he's missing being down the pub..
Sam Tyler:
And you do?
Mrs Luckhurst:
mind you, you're a fine figure of a man, Tony *flutters lashes*
Sam Tyler:
*blushes* Thank you
Mrs Luckhurst:
that's a very tight pair of trousers you're wearing
Mrs Luckhurst:
corduroy.. very tactile
Sam Tyler:
Um...
Sam Tyler:
Where's Mr. Luckhurst then?
Mrs Luckhurst:
upstairs being a 'greedy monster' - he's very impatient at the parties. His keys got picked first so off he went. I'm sure he's in capable hands..
Mrs Luckhurst:
..enough about him. You're very interesting Mr Blair. You seem a very well travelled man. Not from here are you..
Sam Tyler:
You deserve better than that.
Sam Tyler:
You have no idea.
Mrs Luckhurst:
That's very sweet of you, Tony.. tell me more about yourself and your travels. How did you meet Mr Brown?
Mrs Luckhurst:
..while I just gaze into those pretty amber eyes of yours...
Sam Tyler:
I'm flattered Mrs Luckhurst but I'm seeing someone and I'm afraid my relationship isn’t as open as yours.
Mrs Luckhurst:
aha - I guessed as much. And its not that young lady you call your wife is it?
Sam Tyler:
No, we're just friends. I'm sorry to have confused you but it's...complicated.
Mrs Luckhurst:
*moves closer to Sam on sofa and puts hand on knee* I'm very intrigued, do tell all..
Sam Tyler:
*scoots further away in what I hope is a subtle way*
Sam Tyler:
*nervous lemming*
Mrs Luckhurst:
Don't worry Tony, I saw your excitement when he arrived. He's a magnificent man isn't he. I couldn't resist either..
Sam Tyler:
I don't know what you're talking about.
Sam Tyler:
That wasn't excitement...
Sam Tyler:
I know what you're implying but I assure you, I'm not that way inclined. Christ, neither is he.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm a woman of the world, Tony, I know what I saw... and he cares about you
Sam Tyler:
Clearly you don't know Ge... Mr. Brown.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'll tell you a secret.. when we were in that room, I told him as much when the door was closed. I said I didn't know why he picked me and why we were here..
Mrs Luckhurst:
..when there was quite clearly someone else he's rather be with. He wasn't very happy - shouted at me but then all the commotion with Roger started so we didn't finish our discussion
Mrs Luckhurst:
he protested but as they quote 'the lady doth protest too much'
Sam Tyler:
He shouted at you?
Sam Tyler:
I assumed the shouting was because of something else.
Mrs Luckhurst:
shh like I said it was as I suspect because I hit the nail on the head
Mrs Luckhurst:
(bad grammar)
Joline:
(<333)
Sam Tyler:
He didn't exactly seem opposed to his choice of company when you pulled his keys.
Mrs Luckhurst:
don't worry, Tony I can look after myself, Mr Brown may be many things but he is a gentleman
Sam Tyler:
Ha! A gentleman? Have you actually met Ge...Gordon?
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm not an idiot. I've never seen you before at Roger's parties, I knew something was going on. And there's something going on between you
Sam Tyler:
We're just friends. Well, sometimes anyway. Well, mostly. Yeah, we're friends.
Mrs Luckhurst:
Gordon is a gentleman with the ladies. But He wasn't interested in me. It was an act
Mrs Luckhurst:
You two have an unspoken bond
Sam Tyler:
You seem terribly interested in my relationship with Mr. brown. He has a wife.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I can see your eyes darken when you talk about him. He's a very handsome man, isn't he..?
Mrs Luckhurst:
have you met his wife? That slip of a girl he arrived with at the party was cleary not Mrs Brown..
Sam Tyler:
It's not my place to say. As I've already pointed out, I'm not that way inclined.
Mrs Luckhurst:
*clearly
Mrs Luckhurst:
with that walk?!
Sam Tyler:
Wha - what makes you say that?
Mrs Luckhurst:
well let's face it, you don't actually walk - you strut
Mrs Luckhurst:
and that young lady was very enthusiastic for a first timer..
Sam Tyler:
I do not "strut"!
Mrs Luckhurst:
*laughs*
Sam Tyler:
What's so funny?
Mrs Luckhurst:
you walk like your bottom is chewing a toffee
Mrs Luckhurst:
that's a compliment by the way *flutters lashes again*
Sam Tyler:
I... I... no I don't....
Sam Tyler:
This is harrassment
Mrs Luckhurst:
*purrs*
Mrs Luckhurst:
not that Gordon doesn't have his attributes
Mrs Luckhurst:
nice legs.. shame I didn't get to see them. No doubt you've noticed tho
Sam Tyler:
I suppose if I were so inclined there is a certain... charm about him.
Sam Tyler:
And his eyes
Sam Tyler:
I mean
Mrs Luckhurst:
..and those beautiful eyes
Mrs Luckhurst:
aha!
Mrs Luckhurst:
and lovely hands..
Sam Tyler:
Yes... I mean no
Sam Tyler:
Why are you persisting?
Mrs Luckhurst:
*soothing voice* you can tell me
Sam Tyler:
I've told you. Neither of us is that way inclined and for fuck's sake, he's married.
Mrs Luckhurst:
you know you want to
Sam Tyler:
I do not!
Mrs Luckhurst:
*shakes head* I won't persist, you need to deal with this in your own time, I can tell
Sam Tyler:
There's nothing to deal with.
Mrs Luckhurst:
do keep wearing the tight trousers tho..
Mrs Luckhurst:
..he likes them as much as I do
Sam Tyler:
Have you ever thought about the field of psychiatry?
Mrs Luckhurst:
and you do spend an awful lot of time together?
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm just a bored rich rampant housewife, what do I know?
Mrs Luckhurst:
*rampant
Sam Tyler:
My name isn't Tony. I'm sorry I lied but I was nervous about the party, if anyone found out so I used a false name.
Mrs Luckhurst:
what’s your real name then
Mrs Luckhurst:
and 'Mr Brown'?
Sam Tyler:
You can call me Sam.
Sam Tyler:
His name is Gene.
Mrs Luckhurst:
Sam suits you *twirls hair*
Sam Tyler:
We work together and that's why we spend so much time together.
Mrs Luckhurst:
you're both very different but those differences compliment each other.
Sam Tyler:
I hate to admit it but we do make a good team.
Mrs Luckhurst:
there's more between you than just 'work'
Sam Tyler:
As I said, we're also friends.
Mrs Luckhurst:
hate is a strong word Sam
Mrs Luckhurst:
an emotional word
Sam Tyler:
Why are you so interested in my relationship with Gene?
Mrs Luckhurst:
because when the pair of you were in the room together I couldn't take my eyes off you both. The chemistry was complex but tangible. As I said, I'm a bored housewife - people fasc
Mrs Luckhurst:
fascinate me
Sam Tyler:
*slowly smiles* I suppose this means we're not fooling anyone then?
Mrs Luckhurst:
Don't worry Sam, delicious as you are I can see I'm not getting any interest from you like 'that', I'm interested in you as a person
Sam Tyler:
You're a very lovely woman, Mrs Luckhurst. Mr Luckhurst is a very lucky man.
Mrs Luckhurst:
you are very different.. and Gene can see that too. Its very attractive
Sam Tyler:
I somehow don't think that's why Gene's attracted.
Joline:
(I think Mrs is after a threesome, Sam is being difficult though!)
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm bored but I'm not stupid. You have beautiful manners, Sam
Mrs Luckhurst:
(she would be happy just to watch)
Sam Tyler:
Shouldn't everyone?
Sam Tyler:
(Sorry Sam is being so difficult :()
Mrs Luckhurst:
no, Gene's also attracted to your toffee-chewing-buns
Sam Tyler:
(copy/pasting this. sky will be very disappointed if I don't)
Mrs Luckhurst:
(Sam is just being uptight prick as usual! heh heh)
Luckhurst:
that was very crass of me - but its hard not to see the physical attraction on both sides
Mrs Luckhurst:
so tell me honestly - do you argue a lot?
Sam Tyler:
Why are you so interested in my sex life, or lack thereof?
Joline:
(I don't mind difficult!Sam, it's IC)
Mrs Luckhurst:
do you knowingly provoke a reaction from each other?
Mrs Luckhurst:
(very IC I concur)
Sam Tyler:
I don't think we'd know how to communicate if we didn't argue.
Mrs Luckhurst:
you'd be surprised.. do these disagreements frequently become physical?
Sam Tyler:
Gene Hunt often communicates with his fists if that's what you mean.
Luckhurst:
This fascinating, I read a lot Sam, I have little opportunity for mental stimulation, as you asked earlier, yes I am currently reading some studies on body language and psychology - t
Mrs Luckhurst:
to help with my 'socialising'
Sam Tyler:
You're a very surprising woman, Mrs Luckhurst.
Mrs Luckhurst:
do you find he invades your personal space?
Mrs Luckhurst:
what aftershave does he wear?
Sam Tyler:
Gene Hunt doesn't know the meaning of the word "personal space"
Mrs Luckhurst:
but does he invade the space of others?
Sam Tyler:
Come to think of it... not as often.
Mrs Luckhurst:
(space invaders - whole new meaning!)
Sam Tyler:
And not as close.
Mrs Luckhurst:
you see - he can't keep his hands off you, leave his mark on you. That’s very assertive
Sam Tyler:
I have his marks all over me.
Mrs Luckhurst:
and you aren't telling me you don't provoke him
Sam Tyler:
I suppose I like it as much as he does.
Mrs Luckhurst:
(bad grammar again :-S)
Sam Tyler:
I need to keep fighting.
Sam Tyler:
Gene gives me something to fight. To keep me feeling alive.
Mrs Luckhurst:
why are you fighting Sam, what are you fighting for?
Sam Tyler:
My life...
Mrs Luckhurst:
but your here and breathing with me now, I don't understand
Mrs Luckhurst:
*you're
Sam Tyler:
I don't think you ever could.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I can see you are very different - you have a style of behaviour and language that is refreshing. I mentioned your manners.. its more than that, it is a respect for women that Sam Tyler:
Women deserve to be respected and one day they will be.
Sam Tyler:
There's even going to be a woman Prime Minister.
Mrs Luckhurst:
how could you possibly know that Sam?
Mrs Luckhurst:
(I'm shoddy on typos. Boo)
Sam Tyler:
I just know
Sam Tyler:
And who might you be?
Mrs Luckhurst:
again.. I feel sense that difference in you.. and so does Gene
Sam Tyler:
I'm sorry Mrs Luckhurst, given our present company I don't feel we should be discussing this right now.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I concur, Sam we will discuss this at a later date..
Mrs Luckhurst:
I am very intruiged
Sam Tyler:
Why are you exactly?
Sam Tyler:
I know you said you were bored but why do you persist with me?
Sam Tyler:
Know*
Mrs Luckhurst:
you are so different to any of the other men usually at Roger's soirees
Sam Tyler:
It's not something I'm normally into, I admit.
Mrs Luckhurst:
small talk - cars, golf, finance.. you talk to me as a person
Sam Tyler:
You are a person. It shouldn't be so much to ask to be treated like such.
Mrs Luckhurst:
we both know the purpose of these parties but you still talk to me as a person, not as the evening's 'entertainment'
Sam Tyler:
Gene Hunt, "magnificent"?
Mrs Luckhurst:
I can't find any word to better describe him, can you?
Sam Tyler:
Infuriating
Sam Tyler:
Comes to mind
Mrs Luckhurst:
impressive
Sam Tyler:
Insatiable...
Sam Tyler:
He is impressive, I'll give him that.
Mrs Luckhurst:
now there's an interesting word you use there, Sam
Sam Tyler:
I'm sorry?
Mrs Luckhurst:
insatiable *purrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Sam Tyler:
It's just a word... I mean... it just slipped out.
Mrs Luckhurst:
subconcious letting you down there Sam *winks*
Sam Tyler:
Isn't that the point of interrogation?
Mrs Luckhurst:
so, now I know you job as well. Really Sam you give so much away without realising
Mrs Luckhurst:
*smiles gently*
Mrs Luckhurst:
is he your superior?
Mrs Luckhurst:
he has a very commanding presence
Sam Tyler:
It depends on your definition of "superior"
Sam Tyler:
He certainly does have quite the commanding presence.
Sam Tyler:
He has a habit of getting under your skin.
Mrs Luckhurst:
there you go again Sam, with the physical tangible references..
Mrs Luckhurst:
you say he physically abuses you - at work? have you complained about this?
Sam Tyler:
Well, it's not really "abuse". We have disagreements but I give as well as take.
Sam Tyler:
Gene Hunt is a very physical man.

Mrs Luckhurst:
your style of language is fascinating Sam
Sam Tyler:
What style of language?
Mrs Luckhurst:
your emphasis on the physical and comment about his hands and 'marking'
Sam Tyler:
As I said, he's a physical man.
Sam Tyler:
How did you meet Mr Luckhurst?
Mrs Luckhurst:
*sigh* the usual, at work. I left school and was told the only options were nursing or secretary. So I studied typing and shorthand at secretarial college and my first job was at Mr L's cotton mill.I was promoted from the typing pool to being a personal secretary for him
Mrs Luckhurst:
I liked the discipline of the office. And the mill was doing well. He promised a nice detached house and my own car
Mrs Luckhurst:
he was well connected. That's how we met Roger and Carole
Mrs Luckhurst:
..but tell me more about your physical relationship with Gene
Sam Tyler:
Are you happy?
Mrs Luckhurst:
I have a nice house, a husband who treats me well.. should I not be happy?
Sam Tyler:
Happiness isn't the things you own.
Sam Tyler:
Or shouldn't be anyway.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I confess I am frequently bored. There’s only so much shopping and coffee mornings one can tolerate. But he is kind and generous - we want for nothing. What more should I expect as a wife?
Sam Tyler:
Love? An equal partnership? It's not too much to ask you know.
Sam Tyler:
And after having talked to you, I think you're quite brilliant and could easily do well without him.
Mrs Luckhurst:
Its a shame you're not more open minded Sam, I would love to get to know you more *twirls hair*
Sam Tyler:
You deserve better than this.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I think your friend Gene should join us too..
Sam Tyler:
I doubt it, he's more old fashioned than you think.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I think he's signalling he's not as conservative as you think
Sam Tyler:
Gene talks a big game but that's all it is, talk.
Luckhurst:
well, we all saw his reaction when I made it clear I was keen for him to stay at the party..
Mrs Luckhurst:
..but honestly, the more I talk to you and analyse what happened when we were in the bedroom..
Sam Tyler:
And I thought you said earlier he didn't seem interested.
Mrs Luckhurst:
..the more I conclude he was trying to get you jealous
Sam Tyler:
What /did/ happen in the bedroom?
Sam Tyler:
Not that it's any of my business...
Mrs Luckhurst:
He's an excellent actor. Must come with the job? As soon as the door was closed he changed..
Sam Tyler:
Changed? How?
Mrs Luckhurst:
he was nervous, kept looking at the door, panicked when I undid his shirt. I understood at once and suggested he was just there to make someone jealous..
Mrs Luckhurst:
and it wasn't 'Mrs Brown'. He lost his cool and shouted I didn't know what I was talking about..
Mrs Luckhurst:
..then that whole 'santana' thing started, and everybody rushed out..
Mrs Luckhurst:
Isn't that what he told you?
Sam Tyler:
Not exactly
Mrs Luckhurst:
go on..
Sam Tyler:
Probably best that I don't. Gene is rude on the best of days.
Mrs Luckhurst:
Sam. We both know what happens at Roger's parties. I am a woman of the world. Please, I'm sure you can explain
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm not a prude
Mrs Luckhurst:
but I am discreet
Sam Tyler:
He didn't talk about it much and what he did say I am sure was more to impress anyone listening.
Sam Tyler:
He said you had nothing on Jesus...
Mrs Luckhurst:
*laughs gently* I'm getting the picture. He obviously wasn't going to lose face in front of his male colleagues
Mrs Luckhurst:
my word, I am flattered!
Sam Tyler:
It wouldn't be the first time. Like I said, he talks big.
Mrs Luckhurst:
He's big in every department *winks*
Sam Tyler:
He doesn't wear quite the same face when we're alone.
Sam Tyler:
I wouldn't, I mean I wouldn't know.
Mrs Luckhurst:
wouldn't you? You don't wear those tight cords to encourage his viewing and you haven't noticed his own fine figure in those slacks.. *winks*
Mrs Luckhurst:
are you alone often?
Sam Tyler:
I used to be. Not so much anymore.
Mrs Luckhurst:
sorry meant alone together - as opposed to being around colleagues
Sam Tyler:
Oh, I'm sorry. Yes, we spend a considerable amount of time together alone.
Sam Tyler:
He's my partner and friend so I guess that's expected.
Mrs Luckhurst:
intimate..?
Sam Tyler:
I don't think he'd want me to say.
Mrs Luckhurst:
tut Sam, you can speak for yourself. You say there's no inclination and yet you spend more and more time together
Sam Tyler:
At first it was about the stress relief. We have a stressful job. I could never be anything else but it's very stressful.
Sam Tyler:
Mutually satisfying relief between two consenting and discreet adults.
Mrs Luckhurst:
so are you confessing to physical intimacy..
Sam Tyler:
I guess I am, yeah.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm not shocked Sam, I told you I could see it myslf when you were together, and you must know I would never betray this confidence, but you must see..
Mrs Luckhurst:
that this is dangerous especially with your work
Sam Tyler:
I know how dangerous it is. I'm not stupid.
Mrs Luckhurst:
and its must mess with your emotions
Sam Tyler:
We hide it.
Mrs Luckhurst:
you are an emotional man
Sam Tyler:
It's just sex...
Sam Tyler:
Stress relief between two consenting adults.
Mrs Luckhurst:
it can't be 'just' I can see it in your eyes it means more
Mrs Luckhurst:
do you feel he is using you?
Sam Tyler:
We're using each other. It's mutually beneficial.
Mrs Luckhurst:
Thats so sad. I am sad for you
Sam Tyler:
You're really not one to lecture me, are you?
Sam Tyler:
We're partners and friends, it's not suspicious in the least that we spend so much time together.
Sam Tyler:
We live for our job.
Mrs Luckhurst:
*sighs* I guess not. I don't love Mr L. But I know from what I've been reading that I am craving emotion to play the games I do
Mrs Luckhurst:
emotion and affection
Sam Tyler:
If you stopped to think about what you really need, as apposed to what you get from your relationship, it breaks your heart.
Mrs Luckhurst:
yes, I can see we are alike in some ways Sam
Sam Tyler:
Why do social expectations get to decide for us?
Mrs Luckhurst:
wish I'd had more time with your friend Gene, and not like 'that'. I wanted to ask him about your relationship. But you've answered some of them
Sam Tyler:
He wouldn't tell you.
Sam Tyler:
Gene doesn't do conversations about feelings. Because that makes you a 'poof' or a 'fairy'.
Sam Tyler:
And God forbid Gene Hunt would be a 'poof'‘
Mrs Luckhurst:
and he isn't one already for indulging in mutual 'stress relief' with his colleague?!
Mrs Luckhurst:
does he stay the night with you?
Sam Tyler:
Nor according to him.
Sam Tyler:
Yes
Mrs Luckhurst:
together?
Sam Tyler:
My bed is very small so I have to sleep half on top of him.
Mrs Luckhurst:
right. And thats normal colleagues
Mrs Luckhurst:
*that's
Sam Tyler:
I can't very well let him drive home drunk, can I?
Mrs Luckhurst:
no. but don't you have a spare bed/sofa/chair?
Sam Tyler:
I have a chair. I've slept in it before.
Sam Tyler:
With the mount of people I tend to let stay the night I don't know why I haven't invested in a spare bed. But then, I need a new one for myself.
Sam Tyler:
It's a wonder we haven't done it the rest of the way in. Barely in once piece as it is.
Mrs Luckhurst:
because you crave the intimacy

Sam Tyler:
I don't know.
Mrs Luckhurst:
Yes you do know Sam
Sam Tyler:
Falling asleep with a large hand stroking my back and the sound of another heartbeat.
Sam Tyler:
It would be against the rules.
Mrs Luckhurst:
Its nice isn't it. *sighs* I would love that too but Mr L snores. I have my own boudoir..
Mrs Luckhurst:
does he hold you Sam?
Sam Tyler:
Oh believe me, Gene snores as well but he lets me fall asleep first.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I need to talk to your Gene. He is seriously in denial about his feelings for you. And I can see its hurting you.
Sam Tyler:
There are no feelings. Stress relief. Anything more is against the rules we both agreed to.
Mrs Luckhurst:
That’s his voice I hear in those words Sam, tell me how you feel yourself
Sam Tyler:
I can't
Mrs Luckhurst:
try *gently lays hand on Sam's shoulder*
Mrs Luckhurst:
you can't keep this inside
Mrs Luckhurst:
I can see its tearing you up
Sam Tyler:
I don't know if I can even say it. I guess Gene isn't the only one in denial.
Mrs Luckhurst:
do you date girls Sam?
Sam Tyler:
Used to do. My last girlfriend, Maya.
Mrs Luckhurst:
pretty name..
Sam Tyler:
She was beautiful.
Mrs Luckhurst:
did you have a physical relationship?
Sam Tyler:
One of the most amazing women I have ever known. Beautiful, intelligent. Sweet.
Sam Tyler:
Not as much towards the end.
Mrs Luckhurst:
rather like the words I'd use to describe the young lady posing as your wife
Mrs Luckhurst:
and how does that compare with this 'stress relief' with Gene
Sam Tyler:
Everything about Gene is different. It's such passion that I sometimes worry it'll consume me.
Mrs Luckhurst:
Gene doesn't strike me as 'sweet'
Sam Tyler:
Gene isn't sweet.
Sam Tyler:
But he's much more gentle in the bedroom than you might think.
Mrs Luckhurst:
exactly and yet again Sam you've betrayed yourself. 'Passion' is a strong word
Sam Tyler:
He's such a bastard but then he'll look at you and touch you in just the right way and then nothing else in the world matters.
Mrs Luckhurst:
and 'stress relief' generally isn't gentle - its quick and detached. You aren't describing these encounters as detached
Mrs Luckhurst:
big question now..
Sam Tyler:
You've been quite bold already but I suppose it's a bit late now. Go on, ask.
Mrs Luckhurst:
have you kissed
Sam Tyler:
Yes
Sam Tyler:
That's how it started
Mrs Luckhurst:
go on..
Sam Tyler:
Well, probably rather cliché but we were working on an especially stressful case. A little girl missing, we found her in time.
Mrs Luckhurst:
thank god..
Sam Tyler:
But stress was still high and it was hard to come back down.
Sam Tyler:
And the night of the collar we did our usual celebrating at the pub.
Sam Tyler:
But nerves were still high. We sat alone together until we were both so pissed the barkeep wouldn't let either of us drive.
Sam Tyler:
Nelson took Gene's keys and we decided to walk to my flat because it was closer.
Sam Tyler:
I don't even know how we made it in one piece without getting lost.
Mrs Luckhurst:
*smiles encouragingly*
Sam Tyler:
We could barely walk as it was.
Sam Tyler:
And we got there, and as I was fishing the keys out of my pocket I felt him lean against me.
Mrs Luckhurst:
ahh..
Sam Tyler:
His lips brushed against the back of my neck.
Mrs Luckhurst:
and how did that feel?
Sam Tyler:
It startled me. I didn't expect it.
Mrs Luckhurst:
was that accidental?
Sam Tyler:
I turned around quickly to ask what he was doing and the next thing I knew his lips were covering mine.
Mrs Luckhurst:
you do have rather a lot of neck area exposed..
Sam Tyler:
And I would have protested, really I would have but the moment I opened my mouth to say something his tongue was inside.
Mrs Luckhurst:
that’s a very pretty mouth you have Sam, btw
Sam Tyler:
*looks embarrassed*
Luckhurst:
don't let me interrupt you Sam, carry on..
Sam Tyler:
Well, we were just so drunk we couldn't control ourselves. We couldn't control our hands.
Sam Tyler:
I did get enough control to suggest we take it inside the flat. I remember that much.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I bet he couldn't wait to get his hands on that delicious pert bottom of yours.
Sam Tyler:
Our lips barely left one another. I don't know how much time passed before they really did.
Sam Tyler:
The agreement happened while zippers we being undone.
Sam Tyler:
were*
Mrs Luckhurst:
what agreement?
Sam Tyler:
That what we were doing was nothing but stress relief.
Luckhurst:
emotional blackmail
Mrs Luckhurst:
but you continued
Sam Tyler:
It wasn't like that. We agreed together.
Sam Tyler:
Yeah, we did.
Mrs Luckhurst:
no he made you agree
Sam Tyler:
Believe me, it was a mutual agreement. We practically finished each other's sentences.
Mrs Luckhurst:
and you said yes because you didn't want him to stop
Sam Tyler:
I don't think we could have stopped if we wanted to.
Mrs Luckhurst:
but you are in love with him and he used that to blackmail you into physical action
Sam Tyler:
Neither of us had been touched like that in a long time.
Mrs Luckhurst:
it feels like that when its emotional not just physical..
Sam Tyler:
I can't even remember the last. Not since before the end with Maya...
Sam Tyler:
And his wife hasn't wanted him in a long time.
Mrs Luckhurst:
but he wanted you
Sam Tyler:
The stress relief helps the loneliness as well.
Mrs Luckhurst:
this isn't just stress-relief Sam
Sam Tyler:
I expected him to be gone after the first night. I expected him to be disgusted and kill me.
Mrs Luckhurst:
so did he pass out after and bugger off first thing?
Sam Tyler:
What I didn't expect was to wake up on the floor, naked with the sounds and smells coming from my kitchen.
Mrs Luckhurst:
aha
Mrs Luckhurst:
so is it a blank between snog and wake-up?
Sam Tyler:
He cooked the best fry-up I ever had and a cup of tea.
Sam Tyler:
Acted like it was no big deal. I waited for the fall-out but it never happened. It became an unspoken arrangement.
Sam Tyler:
I remember bits of that night. Not enough to have been able to stop but not everything was a blur.
Wakey Drakey:
{domestic!Gene FTW <3}
Mrs Luckhurst:
was it what you wanted or do you feel taken advantage of? He's a big man, he could easily over-power
Mrs Luckhurst:
*likes big strong men*
Sam Tyler:
Oh no, don't for a second that he could have made me want to do anything I didn't want to. You don't give me enough credit. I can hold my own.
Sam Tyler:
No, it was nothing like that. I wanted it as much as he did.
Mrs Luckhurst:
*as well as pretty boys*
Sam Tyler:
After breakfast I went to go shower.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm sure you can hold your own Sam, but you prefer it when he holds instead? *winks*
Sam Tyler:
I thought he was going to kill me when he came into the bathroom. He made breakfast and the only thing he said to me was "good morning" and I thought he was quietly planning my de
Sam Tyler:
demise
Sam Tyler:
And when he stepped into the shower I was having serious Psycho flashbacks.
Mrs Luckhurst:
very uncertain time for you, I can imagine..
Sam Tyler:
I stood there tense, with the shower running over me, waiting for the inevitable punch at least.
Mrs Luckhurst:
and..
Sam Tyler:
Waiting for him to at least call me a 'fairy' or 'poof' or any one of his favourite words for gay.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm guessing the reaction wasn't what you expected
Sam Tyler:
Instead he grabbed the soap and started washing my back, running his hands over me.
Sam Tyler:
He started kissing and nipping at my neck before gripping my hips, pulling me closer to him.
Mrs Luckhurst:
round 2?
Sam Tyler:
Yes
Wakey Drakey:
{O_O}
Sam Tyler:
(Are you okay, Alex? )
Mrs Luckhurst:
and seeing as you were more clear headed than last time, was it different?
Wakey Drakey:
{No, just amazed at the fic...}
Sam Tyler:
(fic?)
Wakey Drakey:
{chat!fic? Isn't that what you're writing? Sorta?}
Sam Tyler:
(dude, this are srs roleplay)
Wakey Drakey:
{Oh. Wow, I am not a Wakey Drakey. *runs off to get Gene to slap her again* O_O}
Sam Tyler:
(this isn't chat!fic, this is us RPing for fun)
Sam Tyler:
Well, we didn't talk about it.
Sam Tyler:
But I do remember every touch.
Sam Tyler:
His hands were so gentle, brushing his fingertips over my ribs and the rest of my body, almost like he was memorising it.
Mrs Luckhurst:
and did you dare return the caresses?
Mrs Luckhurst:
does he let you touch him more?
Sam Tyler:
At first I just leaned into him, letting him do whatever he wanted to do and just let myself enjoy it.
Sam Tyler:
I'm not used to being submissive. It's not the way I am.
Mrs Luckhurst:
he's very dominant, I can see it would be easy to submit to a man like him
Sam Tyler:
But I don't
Sam Tyler:
It's very give and take
Mrs Luckhurst:
and yet he tells you this is just stress-relief from work?
Sam Tyler:
Like I said, that was at first. It wasn't long before I wanted to touch too.
Sam Tyler:
No, he doesn't
Sam Tyler:
It's an unspoken agreement.
Sam Tyler:
The first night we agreed.
Sam Tyler:
And we don't talk about it
Mrs Luckhurst:
if its unspoken, how do you know that’s how he sees it?
Mrs Luckhurst:
if it was once then yes, but this is more frequent isn't it?
Sam Tyler:
It's a fair assumption. It was mentioned once and nothing has been talked about regarding the matter again.
Sam Tyler:
We’re risking a lot as it is.
Sam Tyler:
To make it more than that would be suicide.
Mrs Luckhurst:
but how soon after that drunken night and following showery morning did it happen again?
Mrs Luckhurst:
but can't you see that its already more?
Sam Tyler:
Where I'm from it's not like that but it is here and it would kill Gene if people find out. It would ruin his life and I can't do that to him.
Sam Tyler:
After the shower we got dressed and went to work.
Mrs Luckhurst:
no one else has to know Sam, but you need to be open with each other.
Sam Tyler:
I don't think Gene feels that way about me.
Sam Tyler:
And I'm not about to say something to him. He doesn't do the "girly talks".
Mrs Luckhurst:
he kissed you, he stayed, he didn't leave, in fact he wanted more..
Sam Tyler:
The first week was intense.
Mrs Luckhurst:
intense or just tense?
Sam Tyler:
We normally go to lunch but instead we snuck away in the Collator's Den and fooled around a bit.
Sam Tyler:
Nothing too far because we were at work and that's just common sense but there was a lot of kissing and heavy petting.
Mrs Luckhurst:
right, so you're so concerned about nobody finding out you 'fooled about' at work? that’s insane Sam
Sam Tyler:
It was the only time we did that.
Mrs Luckhurst:
kissing your superior at work isn't normal stress-relief
Sam Tyler:
After that we got a bit more control.
Sam Tyler:
But the first week we acted like a couple of randy teenagers more than two respectable police officers.
Sam Tyler:
It was stupid, we knew it.
Mrs Luckhurst:
you need to talk to him
Mrs Luckhurst:
you're both very good at the professional appearance but I could see the chemistry
Sam Tyler:
I think chemistry is good for a healthy working relationship.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm confident about my 'skills' I knew there was a reason why 'Mr Brown' rejected my attentions.
Mrs Luckhurst:
He’s blind to anyone but you, but very good at bluffing otherwise
Sam Tyler:
I'm moving in as his lodger.
Sam Tyler:
He's giving me the spare room.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I can only encourage you to be more confident in your openess with him
Mrs Luckhurst:
that is pretty final then!
Sam Tyler:
It's not that kind of moving in together.
Mrs Luckhurst:
really.
Sam Tyler:
His wife is leaving him and he needs help around the house. He's not used to taking care of himself and my flat is shit.
Wakey Drakey:
Denial is the first step to acceptance, Sam.
Sam Tyler:
Not to mention, we'll both be glad to see my wallpaper go.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I gather that your flat isn't very attractive?
Mrs Luckhurst:
and you're very domesticated
Sam Tyler:
My flat is horrible and that's putting it nicely.
Sam Tyler:
He has a nice house, big. He told me it was too big for one person.
Mrs Luckhurst:
you need to be careful.. neighbours with twitching curtains, glasses to the wall..
Sam Tyler:
We think it will actually be safer this way than coming and going all hours of the day and night.
Sam Tyler:
And like I said, I have my own room.
Mrs Luckhurst:
and I',
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm predicting it will be left unused
Sam Tyler:
He and his wife are still friends. She is staying for appearances as a favour to him until after I've settled and then she is moving the Sheffield to be with the person she's been in
love with for the last several months.
Mrs Luckhurst:
does she know about you?
Sam Tyler:
Mrs Hunt is an intelligent woman
Mrs Luckhurst:
so she knows about the 'stress-relief' then
Sam Tyler:
It's why she is staying until I get settled in
Sam Tyler:
I don't know if she knows about that but like I said, she is a very smart woman.
Mrs Luckhurst:
He cares about you Sam. Tell him how you feel. I implore you.
Mrs Luckhurst:
*watches Sam clench fists and stick chin out*
Sam Tyler:
People become lodgers every day you know.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm feeling a little moisturised - how are you feeling Sam?
Mrs Luckhurst:
'lodgers'
Sam Tyler:
I'm fine.
Sam Tyler:
I'm always fine.
Mrs Luckhurst:
sure you wouldn't like a soothing massage? *flutters lashes*
Sam Tyler:
Uh... no I'm fine.
Mrs Luckhurst:
(she doesn't give up!)
Wakey Drakey:
{not until she gets into Sam's pants}
Sam Tyler:
Thank you for the offer though.
Mrs Luckhurst:
well will you be throwing a party when you move in? MR L and I love a party..
Sam Tyler:
No, we're keeping it quiet without being secretive.
Sam Tyler:
We staged a carefully designed scene at the office.
Mrs Luckhurst:
and we'd love to have you over to our place one evening..
Sam Tyler:
It's really not our thing I'm afraid.
Mrs Luckhurst:
explain?
Sam Tyler:
I'm sorry?
Mrs Luckhurst:
about the office, I mean
Sam Tyler:
oh yes
Sam Tyler:
Well, last week I came to work and announced that the rent was going up for my flat and it wasn't worth what I was paying now so I was looking for something else.
Mrs Luckhurst:
aha, clever
Sam Tyler:
He 'overheard' me talking to Chris and Annie about it and mentioned to me in front of everyone that he had a spare room.
Mrs Luckhurst:
but do they know about his wife?
Sam Tyler:
They don't know she is leaving.
Sam Tyler:
It's to be a careful transition.
Mrs Luckhurst:
my only concern is that it will look like she's leaving because you'
Mrs Luckhurst:
moving in?
Sam Tyler:
I guess we didn't think it all through.
Mrs Luckhurst:
not that it will hint at anything between the two of you, but just that its like two's company three's a crowd?
Mrs Luckhurst:
not that it will hint at anything between the two of you, but just that its like two's company three's a crowd?
Sam Tyler:
You do have to understand though that it's the Guv. No one dares question him.
Mrs Luckhurst:
not even Ray?
Wakey Drakey:
{Unless you have a death wish, or if your name is Alex Drake XD}
Sam Tyler:
Even if people suspect - though I doubt they do - they'd never have the guts to say anything.
Sam Tyler:
Ray is loyal to Gene and that's the only good thing he's good for.
Sam Tyler:
(How you know about Ray though is anyone's guess :P)
Mrs Luckhurst:
(I know. Bit of a cock up there :-S)
Sam Tyler:
Everyone knows his wife is away often.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I rather get the impression that pretty lady you were with wouldn't mind moving in with you
Sam Tyler:
Who Annie? She's just a friend.
Sam Tyler:
I don't feel that way about her.
Mrs Luckhurst:
but what about her feelings?
Sam Tyler:
I thought maybe but it wasn't fair to her.
Sam Tyler:
She deserves better.
Wakey Drakey:
{Oh my god, oh my god, I just had a naughty thought: what if the missus left with Annie?}
Mrs Luckhurst:
I know you were acting as a couple but she lit up when you kissed her
Mrs Luckhurst:
(OMG! Thats brilliant)
Sam Tyler:
We had a job to do. She's very professional.
Mrs Luckhurst:
but she cares - you affect a lot of people Sam
Sam Tyler:
I'm terrible in a relationship. I made so many mistakes with Maya.
Sam Tyler:
There's always something missing.
Mrs Luckhurst:
and with Gene?
Sam Tyler:
It's not a relationship.
Mrs Luckhurst:
it is - work, living together, showers..
Sam Tyler:
I realise that it seems to share a lot of similarities with a traditional relationship but it's not
Sam Tyler:
And it works for us.
Mrs Luckhurst:
you are closer than me and MrL!
Sam Tyler:
You deserve better than Mr Luckhurst.
Mrs Luckhurst:
that’s very sweet of you Sam, you're a man of culture, as you are so emphatic that you don't have anything with Gene or Annie, I don't suppose...?
Sam Tyler:
Oh, I'm flattered really.
Sam Tyler:
But I don't think it would be a very good idea.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I think it would. I could show you a thing or two to impress your Gene with *winks*
Sam Tyler:
After what you did to him last time it's likely to frighten him.
Sam Tyler:
And I'll have you know I'm very creative in that area and he seems more than happy with it.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I didn't touch him last time! Well, ok I got inside the shirt to that magnificent chest, but he wouldn't let me any further
Sam Tyler:
I don't know what stopped him then.
Luckhurst:
believe me it wasn't for trying but as soon as I hinted that his slinky-hipped colleague would be jealous he got very irate. Even removing my red Playtex Crossyourheart bra didn't seem to impress him
Sam Tyler:
Slinky-hipped colleague??
Mrs Luckhurst:
*flutters at Sam*
Mrs Luckhurst:
The Strut
Sam Tyler:
You're really something, you know that?
Sam Tyler:
And for the last time, I don't "strut"!
Mrs Luckhurst:
*twirls hair again* I know
Mrs Luckhurst:
yes you do. Mr Tyler, your bottom is a thing of beauty to behold
Sam Tyler:
You're making me rather uncomfortable.
Mrs Luckhurst:
what do they say? 'I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave'
Sam Tyler:
I wouldn't know.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm sure you Gene has shown his appreciation of that area..?
Sam Tyler:
Would you like to have a drink with me, Mrs Luckhurst?
Mrs Luckhurst:
I would love a drink, Sam. How kind of you
Sam Tyler:
He has and I'm afraid it has 'property of Gene Hunt' tattooed on it somewhere I'm sure.
Wakey Drakey:
{ROFLMAO}
Mrs Luckhurst:
*under breath* god I'd love to see that tatt..
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Mrs Luckhurst:
If I'd been asked I would've staked on Mr Hunt being a breast man, but I see now he sets his sights lower down..
TheLazyNarrator:
Sam and Mrs Luckhurst (who apparently has no first name) walked to the pub, still engrossed in conversation. They sat down and the barkeep took their drink orders. Sam had something girly I'm sure.
Wakey Drakey:
{Gene is definitely not a breast man...}
Sam Tyler:
Gene pretends he is, but he' not.
Mrs Luckhurst:
(tits in a jumper? Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil? says tit-man to me)
Wakey Drakey:
{Sam had a cosmopolitan?}
Sam Tyler:
(no, says someone who is expected to be one so puts up a front for appearances)
Mrs Luckhurst:
(we never did find find out my first name :-()
Wakey Drakey:
{Mustive changed between LoM and A2A because in A2A he has the hots for Alex's arse}
Sam Tyler:
(After Sam he grew a new appreciation for arses?)
Wakey Drakey:
{Probably!}
Mrs Luckhurst:
(understandable - Sam's arse is a PEACH)
Wakey Drakey:
{Maybe Alex's tight arse reminds Gene of Sam's arse?}

Luckhurst:
(LOL got response to 'tit-man' comment and 'cosmopolitan' mixed up)
Wakey Drakey:
{roflmao}
Mrs Luckhurst:
anyway, Mr Hunt did not respond to my 'assets' as most men do
Sam Tyler:
Gene puts up a good show around everyone but he isn't nearly as bad as he acts.
Mrs Luckhurst:
well, he didn't want a show with me. I was very disappointed
Sam Tyler:
He doesn't even like porn believe it or not.
Mrs Luckhurst:
*snorts* what?!
Mrs Luckhurst:
he doesn't need to if you are there to 'relieve' him personally
Sam Tyler:
I'm serious. He prefers to act more than to watch.
Sam Tyler:
He doesn't like things that are fake.
Sam Tyler:
And that's all it is to him.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm guessing he has no need for 'gentlemen’s’ magazines' when he has you to watch strutting about the place..
Sam Tyler:
*sigh* I don't "strut"
Sam Tyler:
And no, he has no need for them.
Mrs Luckhurst:
ok then, you have a distinctive style of walking?
Sam Tyler:
Do I?
Mrs Luckhurst:
oh yes
Sam Tyler:
I suppose I don't notice.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I think its a combination of eye-poppingly tight corduroys and cuban heels. Its meant to be a compliment?
Sam Tyler:
Thank you then.
Mrs Luckhurst:
very very attractive
Mrs Luckhurst:
especially as you appear not to be conscious of it
Mrs Luckhurst:
*strokes Sam's knee*
Sam Tyler:
Mrs Luckhurst!
Sam Tyler:
I'm flattered but I'm seeing someone!
Mrs Luckhurst:
*sigh* you're a very attractive man, you can't blame a lady for trying.
Sam Tyler:
It's not that I don't find you attractive, I do but I'm with someone else and you need to be looking closer to home for happiness.
Mrs Luckhurst:
he doesn't strut like you.. or tuck his thumbs in his belt like your friend either, for that matter..
Sam Tyler:
I love it when he does that.
Sam Tyler:
Blimey, I've had quite a bit to drink already
Mrs Luckhurst:
my books tell me that’s' 'alpha male' behaviour *purs*
Mrs Luckhurst:
what on earth are you drinking?
Sam Tyler:
Eyes the colour of the ocean. Could drown in them were you so inclined. *giggles*
Sam Tyler:
Oh God, did I just giggle?
Sam Tyler:
I dunno, the barkeep just keeps setting a drink in front of me.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I noticed he has very, very long lashes.. very attractive on a man
Sam Tyler:
*rests forehead on the bar*
Mrs Luckhurst:
Sam? you alright?
Sam Tyler:
M'fine thanks
Sam Tyler:
Just need to
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TheLazyBarkeep:
Everything okay?
Wakey Drakey:
{roflmao}
Mrs Luckhurst:
not sure - Sam was chatting away and then appeared to collapse
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'll just have to take care of him back at mine
Mrs Luckhurst:
*hopeful*
Wakey Drakey:
{naughty Mrs. Luckhurst!}
TheLazyBarkeep:
He's probably just passed out drunk. That happens when you've been drinking straight Whisky for the past while now.
Mrs Luckhurst:
Mr Hunt drinks nothing else and always remains upstanding
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TheLazyNarrator:
*is wondering how Mrs Luckhurst is so knowing of Gene and the people he works with, despite not knowing his name was really Gene a while ago.*
TheLazyNarrator:
*Also, at which point Sam switched from cosmos to Whisky is unclear so enjoy the rest of the show, despite the plot holes*
Mrs Luckhurst:
*Sam's been confiding a lot today, after much probing. I'm sure I saw his colleague take several nips from a well-used hip flask while the arrests
Mrs Luckhurst:
were being made at the Twillings*
Mrs Luckhurst:
*still worried about Sam at the bar*
TheLazyNarrator:
To be fair as well, I did say he PROBABLY ordered something girly, I didn't say he actually did.
Sam Tyler:
M'sorry, I'm okay.
Mrs Luckhurst:
*amazing how you revived when I tried removing some clothing*
Sam Tyler:
Mrs Luckhurst, what are you doing?
Mrs Luckhurst:
loosening your clothing so you can get some air
Sam Tyler:
Okay, I trust you. I know you wouldn't do anything.
Mrs Luckhurst:
that shirt seems terribly tight
Mrs Luckhurst:
and you must be hot with that vest on too
Sam Tyler:
Gene likes it.
Mrs Luckhurst:
the tight shirt or the vest?
Sam Tyler:
Both :)
Sam Tyler:
Though he's not a big fan of the vests.
Mrs Luckhurst:
not as much as the cords though I bet
Sam Tyler:
They drive him crazy.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I'm not surprised
Sam Tyler:
I love driving Gene crazy.
Mrs Luckhurst:
those black ones you're wearing look like velvet..
Sam Tyler:
Getting him worked up all day, then when we get somewhere safe alone all that frustration needs a release.
Mrs Luckhurst:
you're a little tease, I knew it!
Sam Tyler:
M'not a tease
Sam Tyler:
Okay, maybe with Gene a little bit.
Sam Tyler:
But God the things he does to me when he's sexually frustrated.
Mrs Luckhurst:
so serious Sam, and yet there’s a twinkle in those amber eyes of yours
Mrs Luckhurst:
you tease him all day strutting around that office I bet and then act surprised that he gets drunk and pounces on you
Sam Tyler:
Yes actually.
Sam Tyler:
Except, he isn't usually drunk
Mrs Luckhurst:
and you play on his sexual frustration
Sam Tyler:
You make it sound like I'm doing something horrible to him.
Mrs Luckhurst:
I think you're both as bad as each other - he is in denial about any emotional side to the relationship and you are frustrated and provoke him deliberately in a sexual way
Sam Tyler:
Sometimes it's the only way to get a reaction.
Sam Tyler:
He might not need me but at least I know he wants me
Mrs Luckhurst:
that’s so sad to hear Sam. But if its any consolation from what you've told me today, I think he needs you
Sam Tyler:
Maybe on a physical level because that's all this is.
Mrs Luckhurst:
Mr Hunt! welcome!
Gene Hunt:
Oi, Tyler!
Sam Tyler:
Gene!
Mrs Luckhurst:
*twirls hair big style*
Sam Tyler:
M'not drunk, don't worry
Gene Hunt:
Sammy-boy. Mrs Luckhurst.
Sam Tyler:
*g*
Mrs Luckhurst:
been looking after your friend Mr Hunt
Sam Tyler:
*beams at affectionate name*
Gene Hunt:
Not drunk, my arse. Look like yer proppng up the bar
Sam Tyler:
Just tired, gene. T'sall
Mrs Luckhurst:
Bless you Sam
Hunt:
So what've you and yer lady friend been discussing?
Sam Tyler:
The weather
Mrs Luckhurst:
psychology?
Gene Hunt:
Liar
Gene Hunt:
Liar
Mrs Luckhurst:
Mr Hunt, please!
Wakey Drakey:
{GENE!}
Gene Hunt:
*grabs hold of the scruff of Sam' neck and drags him outside*
Sam Tyler:
Come have a drink, Gene. I'll buy you a Whisky.
Mrs Luckhurst:
we have, haven't we Sam
Sam Tyler:
Oi!
Wakey Drakey:
{OI! Psychology is my area of expertise!}
Sam Tyler:
Gene, we have
Gene Hunt:
No you bloody haven’t
Sam Tyler:
(Yeah well you've been lazier than the narrator)
Mrs Luckhurst:
*admits only being amateur*
Joline:
(oi, Gene! Give Sam back! Don't kill the epic rping!)
Gene Hunt:
All yer whining about keeping us a secret and then you go and tell some woman all of our business!
Sam Tyler:
What do you want, Gene?
Mrs Luckhurst:
Mr Hunt, please, let me buy you a whisky. Pull up at stool and join us here at the bar
Gene Hunt:
As for you, lady...
Sam Tyler:
*gives pouty look*
Mrs Luckhurst:
*places soothing hand on camel coated arm*
Sam Tyler:
Gene, I didn't tell her anything.
Sam Tyler:
How do you know what we've been talking about anyway?
Joline:
(but he just did :D)
Mrs Luckhurst:
Mr Hunt, Sam is very discreet
Gene Hunt:
*stares down at hand on his arm*
Sam Tyler:
Mrs Luckhurst, you might not want to poke the bear.
Mrs Luckhurst:
*removes hand as if scalded*
Gene Hunt:
*squeezes fingers very tight as pries her away*
Sam Tyler:
Gene!
Wakey Drakey:
{I read that as caramel coated arm...yum}
Sam Tyler:
Mrs Luckhurst:
Its ok Sam, I can stand my ground here. Mr Hunt doesn't scare me
Sam Tyler:
Gene, do we need to speak in private for a minute?
Mrs Luckhurst:
don't worry Sam, her bottom isn't a patch on yours *pats bum affectionately*
Gene Hunt:
Yes we bloody do
Sam Tyler:
*swallows wishing she hadn't done that*
Mrs Luckhurst:
Off you go boys
Gene Hunt:
And you keep your hands to yourself, you dirty mare!
Mrs Luckhurst:
*wouldn't mind patting Gene's*
Sam Tyler:
Gene, people are starting to stare and with you acting like some jealous husband they're going to suspect something.
Gene Hunt:
*glares*
Mrs Luckhurst:
exactly
Gene Hunt:
What, like they don't already? Half the bloody place can hear you two lovebirds twittering
Sam Tyler:
I can't believe I am saying this like I'm surprised but Gene, you're being unreasonable.
Mrs Luckhurst:
calm down Mr Hunt, nobody has taken any notice of a handsome young man taking a lady for a drink
Sam Tyler:
*feeling rather sober now*
Gene Hunt:
I'M being unreasonable?
Gene Hunt:
What about you, yer whiny bastard. Never good enough for ya, am I.
Sam Tyler:
*tilts head up in a smug fashion* Yes.
Sam Tyler:
What? Gene
Sam Tyler:
I never said that...
Mrs Luckhurst:
Oh dear..
Gene Hunt:
Whatever, Sam. I don’t wanna hear it. *stalks off*
Sam Tyler:
Gene, please.
Sam Tyler:
*runs after him calling for him*
Sam Tyler:
Gene, talk to me.
Sam Tyler:
Gene!
Gene Hunt:
Not here, Sam, not bloody here. And stop calling me name.
Mrs Luckhurst:
*shakes head* those two..
Sam Tyler:
I'm sorry, Guv.
Sam Tyler:
*gives pleading look*
Gene Hunt:
Bloody should be, yer risking everything telling that woman!
Mrs Luckhurst:
by the way Mr Hunt, how's 'Mrs Brown'? *tries diversion tactic*
Gene Hunt:
Did you not wonder why she's so interested?

Sam Tyler:
She's just being nice
Mrs Luckhurst:
loved her leopard-print knickers - must let me ask her where she shops for her lingerie?
Gene Hunt:
Her Mr Luckhurst is a major contributor to the police benevolent fund, you twonk!
Sam Tyler:
Gene -- I'm...
Gene Hunt:
So now we're really in the shit. Gedddit?
Sam Tyler:
Fuck
Gene Hunt:
I risk everything for you and this is how you repay me.
Gene Hunt:
Running yer bloody mouth off at the first opportunity.
Sam Tyler:
*eyes swell with tears* it wasn't like that, I'm sorry
Luckhurst:
*upset for Sam*
Gene Hunt:
Y'know, sometimes, I really hate you, Sam.
Gene Hunt:
Don't bloody follow me or I'll snap yer neck. *leaves*
Luckhurst:
Sam? you alright?
Sam Tyler:
*just stands and stares after Gene trying to fight back the tears wordlessly*
Sam Tyler:
I trusted you. I don't know why but I did and now...
Mrs Luckhurst:
Sam, you have to trust your instinct to confide in me. I won't betray you. I'd best leave now and hope you sort things out with him. I'll be back here for you always *peck on cheek*

Trust Sam to end up abandoned by everyone.

To be continued...