boobies
after watching american wedding and reading a friend's lj with a crazy argument on the subject, i've got boobies on the mind. i hope you enjoy the new, extended version of my maddox-esque comments on the topic.
i'd like to take this oppurtunity to express an opinion that had been completely disregarded by you "feminists." did you ever stop and think that maybe breast size is important? as a normal, liberal-minded guy, i consider breast size to be the most important attribute on a girl, both physical and "other." i say "other" becuase i'm pretty sure there are other things to a girl, i'm just not sure what they are. boobs are a big deal. a bigger deal than say... personality. you can't look at a girl in a club and think, "man she's got a nice sense of humor on her." or "shit, check out the intelligence on that one." no, you'd have go and...shudder... talk to her to find out that information. boobs are a much easier source of reference. when i look at a girl with large breasts, i think that since she has some bodacious tatas, she must be permiscuous and therefore wants me to come over to her and make comments about her boobs so that she can sleep with me. conversely, when i see a girl will smaller boobs, i figure she'll most likely be unpopular and lonely, so therefore she'll be easily persuaded to sleep with me. see what i mean? boobs are a quasi-barometer for ladies. big equals a good girl. small equals a few more drinks or doggy style. so to the chicks out there with tiggo bitties, i say to you "congrats, i look foward to completely disregarding your face and whats sounds may be coming out of it for something a bit south." to those out there with smaller boobs, i say to you "any more than a mouthful is a waste," which means "i'm lying to you, i like bigger boobs. go get some implants." thank you for your time and i hope you enjoyed becoming enlightened.