The PicSpam Has Arrived! [Part 1]
Drew's Canadian Idol experience, in pictures. With the usual corny, perverted and Drary-filled captions from yours truly.
Audition:
Top 200: (even though there was actually 201...)
*WANTS**WANTS**WANTS*
Technically, this is Theo, but Drew's in it, so...
Top 24 Photoshoot:
NHFJDHFJDffsadfdfsdfsdfds. *climbs on top*
Top 24:
*stares at bulge*
Is Gary gonna have to choke a bitch? Methinks we just found out how Paul went home early on...
AKJFJAFKJDFJSFIJDSIJDFIJSDFIJDSFIJDIFJDSIFJDSI. I still remember watching that performance on repeat.
I miss his long hair :(.
Top 24 [Night 1] BTS:
...*LUSTS*
Top 24 [Night 2] BTS:
If only Drew could see the future.
OH HAI HIDDEN DOOKIE SUBTEXT.
Top 24 Results:
Gary is pissed that he can't sit next to Drew. And bb is gorgeous in blue. *flails*
Drew and Gary are having an eye sex contest. Gary won.
Top 20 Performances:
Way to be inconspicuous, Drew.
Top 20 [Night 1] BTS:
Drew, I know he's your BFF and all, but stop. standing. next. to. him. He is a giant, you are not.
Top 20 [Night 2] BTS:
Stagehand: Five minutes, gu--OH MY GOD!
Drew: Crapcrapcrap, Gary, get your clothes on! *zips up pants*
Martin: This is why I look away...
This was right before Paul was sent home. jealous!Gary always gets his revenge.
Drew: Gary, I assure you, we were just goofing off. You know any naked wrestling is done strictly with you.
Drew, stop fliring with Lukas Rossi, you whore.
Drew, stop cheating on Gary; Mookie, stop cheating on Earl!
Top 20 Results:
Katelyn, get your hands off of Drew. AND OMG MY TOP THREE IS ALL DIAGONAL (Gary, Drew, Earl) with my top five of Mookie and Katherine right next to two of them.
Top 20 Results BTS:
I love that my favourites always come grouped together. Drew looks hot.
Drew: Gary, Paul is trying to seduce me! HELP!
Drew: Gary, where are you!? *cries*
Gary: *popping up* Right here!
Drew: Oh, okay.
Gary: *yawns* Ben, get this over with already.
Drew is in the background. Hey, it's called pic spam for a reason.
*dies*
His right arm is a phallic symbol.
Top 16 Performances:
Why does his guitar always match his clothes!?
EYES <3.
Well I'd hope that he'd support Drew after kissing his boyfriend...
Top 16 BTS:
DRARY <3 <3 <3 <3. ...And Oliver.
... *VIOLATES*
Drew's outfit + Gary's arms = me dying.
Top 16 Results:
THAT? Was the sound of my heartbreaking.
GARYYYYYYYY :'(
Drew looks so heartbroken.
Top 10 Photoshoot:
Way to put the shortest one on the floor.
*photoshoots Oliver, Marie-Pierre and Gary there over Adam, Mitch, and Mark.*
And THIS is why I will have a restraining order on me when I visit Canada.
Part 2 shall be up later.
Audition:
Top 200: (even though there was actually 201...)
*WANTS**WANTS**WANTS*
Technically, this is Theo, but Drew's in it, so...
Top 24 Photoshoot:
NHFJDHFJDffsadfdfsdfsdfds. *climbs on top*
Top 24:
*stares at bulge*
Is Gary gonna have to choke a bitch? Methinks we just found out how Paul went home early on...
AKJFJAFKJDFJSFIJDSIJDFIJSDFIJDSFIJDIFJDSIFJDSI. I still remember watching that performance on repeat.
I miss his long hair :(.
Top 24 [Night 1] BTS:
...*LUSTS*
Top 24 [Night 2] BTS:
If only Drew could see the future.
OH HAI HIDDEN DOOKIE SUBTEXT.
Top 24 Results:
Gary is pissed that he can't sit next to Drew. And bb is gorgeous in blue. *flails*
Drew and Gary are having an eye sex contest. Gary won.
Top 20 Performances:
Way to be inconspicuous, Drew.
Top 20 [Night 1] BTS:
Drew, I know he's your BFF and all, but stop. standing. next. to. him. He is a giant, you are not.
Top 20 [Night 2] BTS:
Stagehand: Five minutes, gu--OH MY GOD!
Drew: Crapcrapcrap, Gary, get your clothes on! *zips up pants*
Martin: This is why I look away...
This was right before Paul was sent home. jealous!Gary always gets his revenge.
Drew: Gary, I assure you, we were just goofing off. You know any naked wrestling is done strictly with you.
Drew, stop fliring with Lukas Rossi, you whore.
Drew, stop cheating on Gary; Mookie, stop cheating on Earl!
Top 20 Results:
Katelyn, get your hands off of Drew. AND OMG MY TOP THREE IS ALL DIAGONAL (Gary, Drew, Earl) with my top five of Mookie and Katherine right next to two of them.
Top 20 Results BTS:
I love that my favourites always come grouped together. Drew looks hot.
Drew: Gary, Paul is trying to seduce me! HELP!
Drew: Gary, where are you!? *cries*
Gary: *popping up* Right here!
Drew: Oh, okay.
Gary: *yawns* Ben, get this over with already.
Drew is in the background. Hey, it's called pic spam for a reason.
*dies*
His right arm is a phallic symbol.
Top 16 Performances:
Why does his guitar always match his clothes!?
EYES <3.
Well I'd hope that he'd support Drew after kissing his boyfriend...
Top 16 BTS:
DRARY <3 <3 <3 <3. ...And Oliver.
... *VIOLATES*
Drew's outfit + Gary's arms = me dying.
Top 16 Results:
THAT? Was the sound of my heartbreaking.
GARYYYYYYYY :'(
Drew looks so heartbroken.
Top 10 Photoshoot:
Way to put the shortest one on the floor.
*photoshoots Oliver, Marie-Pierre and Gary there over Adam, Mitch, and Mark.*
And THIS is why I will have a restraining order on me when I visit Canada.
Part 2 shall be up later.