Anti-Gravity Room!

[myspikygreenass]

[The room appears to be empty when someone first looks in, but once you step foot inside, any sense of grounding or floor disappears and the victim is left in complete anti-gravity. Guess which green asshole has fallen victim and is currently spinning his arms, flailing, trying to get back to the ground]

W-what the--?!

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[jetpackgoboom]

[LAUGHING AT YOU and just. floating along.]

[myspikygreenass]

[SO MUCH HATE, tries to take a swing at your head when you float by]

Fuck off, tincan!

[jetpackgoboom]

[STILL LAUGHING]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

[myspikygreenass]

I'll trip yer circuits outta your damn throat if you don't fuckin' buzz off!

[Flailing. A lot. Die in a FIRE]

[jetpackgoboom]

[oh, what's that, hedgehog? you are having difficulty maneouvering in this strange gravity? well. Bokkun is just going to show off by USING HIS JETPACK to make a big lazy figure of eight around you. oh, and watch out to your left. there's a bomb right there.]

[myspikygreenass]

[HOLY--trying to swim away from it now and only halfway succeeds]

I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOU!!

[jetpackgoboom]

I WILL COME BACK IN THREE DAYS.

[myspikygreenass]

Ask me how much I give a shit.

[Boot to the head once you float by again.]

[jetpackgoboom]

[except the kick sends him SPINNING AND TWIRLING and have som laughter]

ASK HOW MUCH YOU LOOK LIKE MOULD.

[myspikygreenass]

[Tries to spindash...and fails]

You. Are. So. Fucking. DEAD!

[jetpackgoboom]

You. Smell. Like. ROADKILL. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[myspikygreenass]

[Determined hedgehog is determined, has somehow managed to catch up and is now latched onto Bokkun.]

I'll show you roadkill, rustbucket!!

[1/3]

[jetpackgoboom]

Wha--

[jetpackgoboom]

[3/3]

[jetpackgoboom]

[you know exactly what he's doing :3]

[myspikygreenass]

[...does not want, kicks with all his might to try and get him the fuck away]

FUCK--!!