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[bellatrix_bites]

What is it exactly about the most dangerous boys in the world that attracts me like a bloody magnet?

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[dr_theta_sigma]

An anomaly of their body's chemistry leading to violent urges and transmission of sexual pheromones en masse.

[bellatrix_bites]

Wow, as expected, that doesn't help me at all.

Who are you?

[dr_theta_sigma]

Just someone passing through.

[bellatrix_bites]

So you're a loner? Why am I not surprised?

[dicierthanthou]

Because more often than not, they're gorgeous? And great in bed?

[bellatrix_bites]

*smirks* That is so very very true.

[firecrotchhh]

I get that question a lot, actually. It's all right, no need to be ashamed. No need to be shy. What say you and me do a little experimentation? Try and figure this all out? A bottle of bubbly to speed the process, you know, loosen the wheels, help us along when the both of us are scared but neither one frightened. We'll get to the bottom of your attraction to my type in no time.

[thatpotterbloke]

If your mum finds this do I get to keep your Cannon posters?

[firecrotchhh]

Harry, if my mum ever found this I'd be far more worried about the fact that she looked at something with the topic of dangerous men than anything else. That's just disgusting, if you think about it.

...Which I'm not!

[thatpotterbloke]

Right, of course not, wasn't thinking that in the slightest.

By the way, I call dibs on your stash of chocolate frog cards as well.

[wandsandbones]

I'm sorry but isn't that rather hypocritical of you?

I thought that at least here was a safehaven from you and your type... Guess I was wrong.

[bellatrix_bites]

Possibly, but when have I ever cared about being hypocritical?

We are everywhere, doll. There is nowhere to hide.

[wandsandbones]

Why complain if you're as dangerous... Or more so?

Threats don't work on me. Black.

[bellatrix_bites]

I'm not complaining, and flattery won't get you in my good books.

I'm not making a threat, mearly stating a fact. And it was you who pointed it out, maybe you shouldn't set yourself up if you feel threatened when I reply.

[pur_bella]

Because if you want it to be good, they simply have to be bad.

[bellatrix_bites]

Mmm, there's never been a more true statement.

Are you another Bellatrix?