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[jp_hartroyal]

GUYS.

BOUNDARIES.

Either I have got spectacularly better at losing things, or people are STEALING STUFF. From my TRUNK.

GRR.

You three are so lucky I'm a herbivore.

Comments

[marauderemus]

What are you on about now, James?

[jp_hartroyal]

There's stuff missing.

[just_snuffles]

I didn't take anything this time. I'm serious.

[jp_hartroyal]

Not. Funny. Ever.

[immortalsparrow]

I most solemnly swear that I did not lay one finger upon your lovely little trunk, mate.

What sort of valuable items reside within it, anyways?

[jp_hartroyal]

My clothes, and books and stuff.

Also, you're a pirate. That's cool.

[immortalsparrow]

I see, so no gold, or silver, or cursed objects of conquistadors, or rum?

Thank you, lad. I assume that cool is a compliment?

[jp_hartroyal]

Well yeah, my money bag's in there, but that's... still there. Even my idiot friends would steal actual money from me. Except maybe Sirius if he was desperate.

And I'm not so stupid as to keep illicit drinks in my trunk. We have a special place for that.

Yeah, of course.

[xlilyevansx]

...Having a dinosaur day?

[jp_hartroyal]

Huh?

[xlilyevansx]

The first thing that came to mind after 'herbivore' was 'dinosaur'. Don't ask why.

[jp_hartroyal]

Ooooh, right. That. Er, in-joke.