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[god_of_blonds]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I got the new Firebolt and it's faster than yours, Potter, so eat your heart out! We'll start the arse kissing-- or rather, foot kissing-- with you.

Not that I'm going to be any kinder when next we meet on the pitch, mind you.

Comments

[bangledbeauty]

Another Draco..?

Good Godric, will it ever end?

[god_of_blonds]

NO. I am the one and only, and might I add gorgeous Draco Malfoy.

Meanwhile, I seem to remember there being two of you. Rather takes away from the whole unique thing, don't you think?

[bangledbeauty]

Not around here, you're not.

..Two of me? No, there's only one Parvati Patil, darling. Well. Not here, but. In each individual universe, there is only one Parvati.

[god_of_blonds]

I refuse to listen to such nonsense.

You have a twin sister, do you not? Takes away from the respect if I have to divide it in two. Not that I ever had much in the first place, not for you. You're the Gryffindor, aren't you?

[bangledbeauty]

I really can't wait until one or more of them comes around. Looking just like you. Except a great deal more mature than you, but still.

You really have to ask? Oh, Draco, your blond is showing terribly.

[god_of_blonds]

As if I'd pay attention to Gryffindors when they start spouting nonsense like that.

[bangledbeauty]

What happens when said nonsense is actually correct? Will the Gryffindor get an apology for the Slytherin acting like such a dimwit?

[god_of_blonds]

I don't believe in apologies, unless they're directed at me.

[bangledbeauty]

Which is completely unsurprising, really.

[god_of_blonds]

It's also very unsurprising that you're stupid and obnoxious, just like the rest of the blockheads in your house.

[bangledbeauty]

How exactly am I being stupid? Or obnoxious? Were you not the one that just ran in here yelling about your new broom?

[god_of_blonds]

Insinuating that there is more than one of me, and asking for an apology. Remove yourself from my glorious presence immediately.

[bangledbeauty]

I think I'm going to stick around, actually, and wait for the Draco I've been talking to recently to come around again. He was just here before..

[god_of_blonds]

I'm going to recommend to your Head of House that they cart you off to St. Mungo's. You are obviously not right in the head.

[bangledbeauty]

Good luck finding the right McGonagall. Although I haven't actually met any here, so, by all means. Have fun searching.