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[potteritis]

It's my ex-lover's birthday today.

Present or no present?

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[rons_on_fire]

I'll take a gift! Is it edible? Though if I take it, are you going to start telling people I'm your ex-lover? You're my best mate and all, none better, but you know how much I love the birds, don't you Harry?

[not_draconis]

Good lord, do they actively teach all Gryffindors to abuse their punctuation or is this just a skill only Potter and yourself were so unfortunately blessed with?

[rons_on_fire]

Better punctuation than animals and small children,, Malfoy.

[not_draconis]

I'm not even going to address the double-comma error you have there and simply leave it to the fact your intelligence was severely defective growing up. It is quite understandable considering you were surrounded by so many incompetent siblings.

[rons_on_fire]

I do don't see any double commas, Malfoy. I think you need your eyes checked out.

Oh!! That's right, I'm sorry. Silly me, must be that defective intelligence. Try cleaning the lenses of your glasses, then?

[not_draconis]

I do hope Potter sees this. I'm sure he'd find it of great interest to learn his best mate is so fond of bullying people about their eyesight.

[rons_on_fire]

Not people, you. I'd say that's points FOR me rather than against.

[not_draconis]

I am completely aware of what Potter thinks of my eyesight, Weasley, and I believe you'll come to find yourself sorrowfully disappointed if you ever decide to ask him one day what he truly thinks of it.

[rons_on_fire]

'S alright, Malfoy, you don't need to try and defend yourself. A little pointless, actually. All Harry'll think is that his glasses are better than yours, and I'll have to agree. We'll discuss it over a pint or two and I'll bring up that time that you were small and white and furry and we'll have a blast then, too right we will. 'Fraid the only disappointment will be that you're not there to witness it.

[xlucky_bastardx]

((OOC: *rolls about laughing*))

[queen_salazar]

I'm sure Granger will be thrilled to learn how much you 'love the birds', Weasley. And, you know, I'm sure your mother won't be very happy when she learns of her son's apparent fidelity problems.

[rons_on_fire]

I haven't got a problem with fidelity! What would you know, anyway? I was just making the point to Harry --NOT to nosy buggering Slytherins, mind you -- that my preferences are strictly of the female persuasion.

[queen_salazar]

Oh, I know quite a bit, Weasley. Such as the fact that you are quite fond of snuggling when you first wake up in the morning before you start screaming in the victim's ear. I wonder if you had a favorite teddy bear that was taken from you at too young an age, and were somehow traumatized by that.

And are you sure about your preferences? I've seen how you look at Potter, Weasley, and sometimes it seems you go beyond the realm of 'friendly'.

[rons_on_fire]

That was YEARS AGO, Parkinson!! Can't a man make a mistake every now and then? Besides, do you recall the bed in which this incident took place????

And yes. I am sure. I look at Harry as a best mate should look at another best mate. Except I suppose not all the time, because Hermione was a best mate too only a best girl mate so like a best girl and then she became a best girl so I'm not quite certain if she's still got the mate status or just now has the girl status but in any case I look at her quite differently than I look at Harry. I look at her like I'm picturing her starkers.

Because more often than not, I am.

[not_draconis]

[queen_salazar]

Unfortunately for you, I have a very good memory, especially when it comes to events that have traumatized me. I've thought about suing you for emotional damages, you know. The only thing that has stopped me is that I didn't think I'd get anything of worth out of it.

Weasley, I don't think any of us need to know just how you 'look' at Granger. And I'm not sorry to tell you this, but there are moments when you look at Potter in the way that generally means you are picturing the person you are looking at in the nude.