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[potter_mouth]

ER, AS PART OF MY NEW BUSINESS VENTURE - YOU KNOW, GENERALLY PORNOGRAPHIC - I HAVE MADE THE DECISION TO SELL FULL-SIZE OR POSTER-SIZE PRINTS OF WHAT YOU CAN SEE IN MY ICON SAMPLES HERE.

GINNY WEASLEY (MY PHOTOGRAPHER) AND I ARE CURRENTLY DISCUSSING THE ISSUE OF ROYALTIES.

IF YOU SHOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE ANY OF THESE PHOTOGRAPHS, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT

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[ein_engel]

...Is there a need for the capslock?

[potter_mouth]

YES. I'M VERY UPSET, AND YOU'D BE UPSET TOO, IF VOLDEMORT KILLED YOUR PARENTS (YES, I SAID HIS NAME).

CHRIST, WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS ASK THAT? IS EVERYONE JUST FUCKING STUPID?

[siriusly_sexy]

You DO look just like me. BLOODY WEIRD.

[potter_mouth]

I KNOW. ISN'T IT WEIRD? IT'S SO WEIRD. THEY SAY I LOOK LIKE MY DAD, BUT THIS IS JUST SOME SORT OF ALTERNATE UNIVERSE GENETIC ANOMALY.

[siriusly_sexy]

IT HAS TO BE.

OR YOUR MOM JUST NEVER TOLD YOUR DAD SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT.

HAHA, I KID, I KID.

[potter_mouth]

I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST THAT BUT I ALWAYS EXPECT WHEN I SAY THINGS LIKE THAT, MY MUM'S GOING TO COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND PUNCH ME OR SOMETHING.