Okay. Right. There's this. I have a problem.
I'm sort of... kind of... in love lust love with this guy. But we broke up (and when I say "we", I mean "he dumped me and so we") and we're friends, if by friends you mean not shagging, in which case I'm friends with everybodyAnyway
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I'm sorry, you were what at one point?
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Mind you, you can't have Owen, he's mine. But find a nice boy.
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And, anyway, I've never particularly thought of Malfoy - I mean, er, that first boy - as the kind of guy you settle down with. Not any more.
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Malfoy always did look pretty nice for someone that had his wand stuck up his arse.
Oh! Not that kind of wand.
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Didn't he? I mean, I used to think he was suspiciously clean-looking as his fingernails had that habit of glinting in the sunlight like he got manicures or whatever the wizarding equivalent is, but he's really very.
What? Oh. Oh. No, I. That. Er.
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Anyways, it's not the end of the world, perhaps you should give it a go with this other bloke. If it turns out there isn't any passion there, you can still pine away for the unreciprocating lover mentioned before.
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He's not unreciprocating. He's a git.
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Right. Well, at leave you don't have a wife to much it all up, too.
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Er... I mean...
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Was he a good shag?
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