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[potteritis]

Okay. Right. There's this. I have a problem.

I'm sort of... kind of... in love lust love with this guy. But we broke up (and when I say "we", I mean "he dumped me and so we") and we're friends, if by friends you mean not shagging, in which case I'm friends with everybodyAnyway

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[i_hate_p_hotter]

Shag 'em both. Go with the best shag.

[potteritis]

Oh, I've already - er, yeah, that doesn't help.

[crazy_creevey]

Scandalous! Harry, why is it you get all the action? I mean, not to say you aren't nice looking or anything but really there are far too many boys after you. Merlin, even I was at one point.

[potteritis]

I don't get all the

I'm sorry, you were what at one point?

[crazy_creevey]

Oh, Harry. It really is time you settle down, I think. Find a good boy. Like Owen.

Mind you, you can't have Owen, he's mine. But find a nice boy.

[potteritis]

I don't want Owen. I think a third boy would only complicate things.

And, anyway, I've never particularly thought of Malfoy - I mean, er, that first boy - as the kind of guy you settle down with. Not any more.

[crazy_creevey]

Ah, you have a thing for the blondes then, do you?

Malfoy always did look pretty nice for someone that had his wand stuck up his arse.

Oh! Not that kind of wand.

[potteritis]

Oh, yes, definitely. There's just something about blondes.

Didn't he? I mean, I used to think he was suspiciously clean-looking as his fingernails had that habit of glinting in the sunlight like he got manicures or whatever the wizarding equivalent is, but he's really very.

What? Oh. Oh. No, I. That. Er.

[dr_theta_sigma]

Are you quite certain it's love? Afterall, it's fairly easy to be confused about this sort of thing.

Anyways, it's not the end of the world, perhaps you should give it a go with this other bloke. If it turns out there isn't any passion there, you can still pine away for the unreciprocating lover mentioned before.

[potteritis]

I used to hope think it wasn't, but I've had a lot of time to think about it since and I'm pretty sure it is.

He's not unreciprocating. He's a git.

[dr_theta_sigma]

Well aren't they all. There there, poor boy, I'm sure this second fellow will treat you better. Just make sure he isn't in the habit whining about the chance of a lifetime.. That git Ricky..

[potteritis]

Oh, no. He's more in the habit of touching me inappropriately at work. Which, I mean, yeah, nobody ever really goes in the break room around one in the afternoon, but still. Doesn't mean there should be anything going on in there that can't go on in a private flat.

[immutable_curse]

You're alive!

Right. Well, at leave you don't have a wife to much it all up, too.

[potteritis]

The chances of me getting married to a girl at this point aren't very high, no.

[immutable_curse]

Good choice on that. And hey! You don't even have to worry about a brother you want to shag!

Er... I mean...

[potteritis]

Er. I'm an only child. And my only relatives are my aunt, uncle, and cousin. And I wouldn't shag any of them. Even if I was dying and it was the only way to save me. Even if that had been the only way to defeat Voldemort. Even then.

[lionredmane]

Malfoy? Really? Still?

[potteritis]

Yes. Really. Still. I've been trying to move on for years, Ginny.

[lionredmane]

..

Was he a good shag?

[potteritis]

I don't think Ron would want me telling you how unbelievably brilliant or not unbelievably brilliant Draco Malfoy is in bed.