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[boyking]

[In a bucket of leftover Halloween candy. Yum.]

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[wolfatlarge]

[A bucket of candy with a wagging tail is... okay, it's unusual.]

Chocolate isn't good for dogs. [As one hand reaches under a furry belly to pull him out.]

[boyking]

[Blech, no, he wants the candy. D:]

[wolfatlarge]

--you can't eat the wrappers, either. [Fingers reach without fear of biting or slobber into the puppy's mouth to fish out the candy wrappers.]

[boyking]

[Whimpers, then flops against the man's chest.]

[wolfatlarge]

There. I did warn you.

[Yes, he's a big, bad man. But his brand of cruelty has specific, targeted direction, and it's not towards animals.

One finger strokes over a soft puppy ear.]

[boyking]

[Puppy ear twitches and he lifts his head, snuffling at the man's chin.]

[wolfatlarge]

[Heh.]

What were you doing in that bucket, anyway? It's bigger than you are.

[boyking]

[It was full of candy, silly. He'll occupy himself with licking at the man's ear.]

[wolfatlarge]

[Strange appetite for a dog.]

I don't think I taste too good, little buddy.

[boyking]

[Nomnomnomnom. :D He's a very special dog, obviously.]

[wolfatlarge]

[Rod might have suspicions about that, yes.]

Or I'm delicious. I'm told I'm delicious.

[boyking]

[Puppy seems to think he's pretty tasty.]

[wolfatlarge]

[Obviously.]

You have a name, little buddy? Where's your tag...

[boyking]

[There's a little silver one on his collar that reads "Ryan".

Then, right below the name -- "Please don't feed me any sugar."]

[wolfatlarge]

...Ryan.

[An eyebrow lifts.]

Ryan who really shouldn't be in a bucket full of sweets, should he? You sneaky pup.

[boyking]

[Yes, yes, this all looks very incriminating but look! He's soooooo cuuuute. :D]