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[perving]

A magical school, now this place.

Where the hell did my awesome sense of direction go?

Comments

[frankengleek]

...What? McKinley isn't magical.

[perving]

Not McKinley, dumbass.

[frankengleek]

...did you like, transfer to Carmel or something? [ ...CARMEL ISN'T MAGICAL EITHER, FINN. ]

[perving]

What the hell, Hudson? Has homoexplosion melted your brain?

[quinnthequeen]

... What are you talking about? There's totally nothing magical about McKinley. Except for the fact that it attracts drama from a million miles away.

[perving]

Where the hell have all of you been? I'm not talking about McKinley.

[quinnthequeen]

So, what? You went off to Harry Potter land for a while?

[perving]

No. It was totally cooler than that shit. Plus all the girls were smokin' hot, and totally into guys that could sing.

[bitofaneurosis]

...A mirror, this quickly...two Pucks is going to be interesting.

[perving]

Interesting? You mean awesome.

[bitofaneurosis]

...I...suppose that's another way of saying it... [ Only she's not so sure of this. XD ] Don't you want to know where you are...?

[perving]

Sure, whatever. Don't really care, though. As long as I can find some chicks.

[sweetcissy]

Through the wrong door, clearly.

[perving]

Guess so. Feel like helping me find it? [ Lame pickup line is really, really lame. ]

notifs, whut?

[sweetcissy]

...if you like? [She's not used to hearing them, so doesn't recognise it as such.]

[perving]

[ Well that was way easy ]

Guessing you're experienced in finding senses of direction?

[gleefulkicker]

[Oh. Joy. Two Pucks within the last, what, forty-eight hours? Why do you hate him, Room? :/]

If you already have two points to the contrary, I think the better question would be: what made you think you had a good sense of direction to begin with?

[perving]

[ You mean why does it love you so much, to grace you with the presence of not one, but two Noah Puckermans. ]

I have a good enough sense of direction to know which way a dumpster is, and how to get you into it in under five seconds.

[gleefulkicker]

[... XD Yes. CLEARLY that is what was meant. In a world where 'grace' is code for 'curse'.]

I think that has less to do with a good sense of direction and more to do with an abnormal tendency to hang about near dumpsters. [...But yes, he did just take a step backwards. ;;; At least Puck does not know yet that dumpsters can be conjured up on a whim in this place. HE CAN BE THANKFUL FOR THAT.]

[perving]

[ Hey now! ]

What can I say, when I'm around the poster child for homoexplosion, dumpsters call to me.