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[lostnlupine]

Peter?

... James?

Padfoot?

This is some kind of a joke, right?

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[flying_triumph]

Collectible Moonies, excellent.

[lostnlupine]

...

I am not a trading card, Sirius.

[flying_triumph]

Are so. Anything that there's more than five of is collectible.

[lostnlupine]

There are... more than five of me? James was telling the truth then. Hrm.

And I resent the implication that I am less than unique, you realize.

[flying_triumph]

Oh, no no no, very unique, each one different. How would we tell you apart, otherwise?

Still collectible.

[lostnlupine]

Hmph.

What are the other... me's like?

[flying_triumph]

Some are slags, some are swots, some are like me but with not as fantastic hair, some are practically married to me, some aren't speaking to me, some are dead, some have kids, some are wolfy, some are chocolatey... It goes on.

[lostnlupine]

There are... wait, you said.

Well! That. Seems to. Cover nearly all the options.

[flying_triumph]

All somehow overarchingly tweedy, though, s'how we know they're really all Moonies.

[lostnlupine]

I am not tweedy.

[flying_triumph]

Are so. It is an identifying trait.

[lostnlupine]

I am currently wearing no tweed whatsoever, in case it had escaped your attention.

[flying_triumph]

Even if you never touch tweed in your life. You are inherently tweedy.

[lostnlupine]

It is impossible to be inherently tweedy, Padfoot.

[flying_triumph]

You're doing it right now.

[lostnlupine]

What! How, I am not...