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[sky_w_diamonds]

[Have one Lucy Saxon, appearing out of thin air and looking amused and slightly, indulgently irritated]

Honestly, Harry, where have-

[She pauses to look about herself, and it soon becomes clear that the Master is, in fact, nowhere in sight.  Her eyebrows elevate slightly, and red-painted lips purse]

Hmm.  Well.  Should be interesting, at least.  Not

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[papiercuts]

Perhaps you accidentally tripped over a portkey.

[sky_w_diamonds]

Not impossible, I suppose. Though I might have a better idea about whether it was possible or not if I had any idea what exactly a portkey was.

((OOC: Stephen Fry as your PB! Oh, that is made of win. So much win))

[papiercuts]

Ah, silly me, you're a muggle, aren't you? A portkey is just an object enchanted to bring anyone who decides to touch it to a specific location. Perhaps someone enchanted a penny and you decided to pick it up.

(ooc: hee, he is far too under-represented as a pb)

[sky_w_diamonds]

Oh, magic, is it? In that case, I should say it is impossible; I, ah, came here from my husband's TARDIS, you see, and I rather doubt there are many enchanted pennies lying about in the Vortex.

[papiercuts]

And now I'm afraid you're going to have to explain what on earth a TARDIS is.

[sky_w_diamonds]

Hmm, of course, silly me. It stands for... oh damn, what was it- Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. Don't ask me to understand how the thing works, but suffice to say it travels in time and space. It's my husband's ship.

[papiercuts]

Does that make your husband some sort of time travelling spaceman?

[sky_w_diamonds]

What it makes my husband is a Time Lord. One of the last of, in fact. And yes, before you ask, he's not human.

[papiercuts]

I gathered as much. Not many humans have travelling through time and space listed as one of their main hobbies.

[sky_w_diamonds]

Oh, you'd be surprised; you just don't ever hear about them.