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[absolutely_nott]

It's getting very annoying, this constant meddling with our lives. First the truth spell, and now this

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[sweet_alchemy]

Theodore Nott, have you something to say to me? It would be better if you came directly to me with your concerns.

[absolutely_nott]

I'd rather not, sir, if it's all the same to you. Who knows what you come up with next to make our lives a living hell, when it should be one of the best times of our lives, it being last year and all.

[sweet_alchemy]

Intercourse and other forms of fornication do not make the year, Mister Nott. The people you meet, the things you learn...living makes the year.

[absolutely_nott]

And how, sir, do you think the 'kids' meet these days? Honestly.

And...do I look alive to you?

[sweet_alchemy]

Precisely my point Mister Nott. This might be scary knowledge, but before you were born, people actually met without fornication. Most even waited until marriage. Shocking, I know.

You'll live.

[absolutely_nott]

Headmaster, we're teenagers, and just...

Ugh. Never mind.

[sweet_alchemy]

Teenagers that do not understand the consequences of their mistakes.

Tell me Mister Nott, what was the first thing that went through your mind when your girlfriend told you she might have been pregnant? Yes, I know. I know everything and it was kind of hard not to hear with Mister Weasley screeching it across the school.