The Kyle Legacy - Generation 3.5
I just wanted to say I'm proud of myself for updating as frequently as I am. ;)
I'm actually going to begin this update in the main house. Then, at the end, the two stories converge, of course. ;)
Madeleine, like the other 3 adults, is about a week from elderhood. She begins to dress more conservatively.
Devin exploded grew up!
No worries... you will get a TON of attention. In fact, they won't leave you alone, so why bother asking?
WHO SAID YOU COULD USE THE OVEN?!
I've never seen them throw the animals table food before!
Buttons: *sniff* OMG THANK YOUUU!
Poor Maddy. Chess is still confusing to her. I don't think she'll ever understand it, even if she maxes out her logic skill.
Jonathan: Congrats on being an old fart!
Drea: I'm a geezer, what can I do?
Justin is a geezer pirate!
And now begins the saga of Devin Kyle... Maddy puts him in the crib,
Uncle Jonathan takes him OUT, to put him on the floor.
Now multiply that by four other adults, and this is why I need no baby harrassment.
Oh yeah. He puts your kid on the floor and you still love him.
They stood outside telling each other dirty, suggestive jokes for SIM HOURS. This is why I'm glad my casual romance thing doesn't have an option for autonomy...
Yes, please get abducted and never come back?
Philip: I can give you jewelry. That wuss Jonathan can't.
Maddy: Oh baby your promises of gifts make me hot! *plusplus*
For once, all is right in the Kyle household... :D
Don't strain yourself, dear!
They spend their pension on video games.
Might I suggest putting your arm down? Your armpits, oh how they stink.
Energizer? Yes please! Nadia needs this for her LTW of maxing all 7 skills.
Nadia: Lolz, you sure you want me to do this?!
Positive.
And now back at the dorm...
Topher REALLY likes to pick on this chick.
Steffi: *cry*
Topher: *snickers*
Topher: UGH you're such a wuss for crying! You frustrate me!
Steffi: Yes yes and tell me how you REALLY feel?
All this frustration really turns Topher on. Stacy approves.
Vera: Ooh John and I are sooo fine!
After photobooth woohoo love!
He looks sexy with his hair pushed back. Don't you think so? Tell him that he looks sexy with his hair pushed back.
Topher: So, you just screwed my sis?
John: More than that, I nailed her!
Topher: *plus* *incestuous thoughts*
So he quickly followed suit.
Vera: No! Why don't you ever call meeeeeee? *whine, nag*
Yeah, I'm gonna chalk all this bitchiness up to stress.
That's one way to relieve stress. (And yes that is Vera and John)
No splats on pretty dormies!
Thanks, suckup.
I LOVE their identical MP3 player faces.
She FINALLY rolled this want!! So, they went downtown.
~proposal~
~acceptance~
Logan, what the shit crawled in your panties and died?!
HOW IS SHE CHEATING ON HIM...??? They weren't in love, and they only kissed ONCE, and it was a peck or something!
SEE?! That other stuff is ALL John! I guess Logan is just REALLY possessive.
Family friend/failed legacy founder Anya thinks it's a travesty too.
However, public woohoo overwrites the bad memory!
John: Hi bewbz. I just sexed your owner!
Why are you moping?? You didn't do ANYTHING wrong.
Or maybe you just don't want to hug your cousin Randall.
Logan: You're her grandmother! Talk to her! Explain to her how I FEEEEEEL!
Drea: Sonny, shut up and let me eat.
Late approval of public woohoo from both of these unsuspecting candidates!
Topher also gets engaged, to Rose, because I like to tie up loose ends.
Topher: Oh, hey John! WHAT?! You got engaged to my sister?!
Topher: THAT WAS MY LTW! *rage* I mean, congratulations?
Carmen: NO HUGS TIME.
Topher doesn't want to hear any more of John's gloating.
Topher: Dude, I don't care that you had a dream date with my sister. You're giving me incestuous thoughts, so stop.
For the first time in her college life, Vera did her own term paper.
Topher emos it up by looking out the window.
But he gets over it when Rose comes around!
WHY do you hate Nadia?!
Steffi: I'm gonna corner you with a hug!!
Vera: RAAAAAPE! TOPHER, HELP!!
Staring awkwardly. Good times.
Vera: I'm gonna play with my game thingy now! SHH DON'T TELL!
Yep, chalking it up to stress.
Topher: That's for cornering my sister!
Oh, so I see he finally got around to picking on her some more.
Vera: Oh, hey John. What? You've been telling Topher about your sex life and it gives him incestual thoughts? You have GOT to stop that.
You are getting in my legacy when I have a male heir.
Pranks with the sprinklers. More good times.
I love this photobooth picture. Vera is just SCREAMING "I must get my pretty face in this WHOLE PICTURE!"
No clue what's going on here, but I love it.
Running to final exam? You're not late!
Neither were you! I bet you guys are just excited to graduate.
They graduate, and Vera age transitions into a very blue outfit,
while Topher prepares for the conditions in the tundra.
STOP LYING, PLEASE!
And yes, they did move into a new, bigger house that I built and it's crappy and I'm gonna move them later. :)
That's right, she put her son down to snuggle the cat.
Madeleine makes Buttons's life a good one...
I'm impatient so John moves in and adds 19k to the family funds.
Then, they have a quickie wedding.
Followed by some quickie baby making!
Vera was getting a job when I saw this - AND FREAKED OUT. It took me forever to figure out who died.
Then I looked in the memories... it was Buttons. =(
It took me about 5 minutes to find his urn, but I finally did.
Now, allow me to do a small montage of Buttons's life. Because I honestly did love that cat! Plus, it's the first death of the legacy.
*insert any sappy, sad song you wish here*
Aww. We'll miss you, Buttons.
Yes, I get overly emotional. What of it??
I'm actually going to begin this update in the main house. Then, at the end, the two stories converge, of course. ;)
Madeleine, like the other 3 adults, is about a week from elderhood. She begins to dress more conservatively.
Devin exploded grew up!
No worries... you will get a TON of attention. In fact, they won't leave you alone, so why bother asking?
WHO SAID YOU COULD USE THE OVEN?!
I've never seen them throw the animals table food before!
Buttons: *sniff* OMG THANK YOUUU!
Poor Maddy. Chess is still confusing to her. I don't think she'll ever understand it, even if she maxes out her logic skill.
Jonathan: Congrats on being an old fart!
Drea: I'm a geezer, what can I do?
Justin is a geezer pirate!
And now begins the saga of Devin Kyle... Maddy puts him in the crib,
Uncle Jonathan takes him OUT, to put him on the floor.
Now multiply that by four other adults, and this is why I need no baby harrassment.
Oh yeah. He puts your kid on the floor and you still love him.
They stood outside telling each other dirty, suggestive jokes for SIM HOURS. This is why I'm glad my casual romance thing doesn't have an option for autonomy...
Yes, please get abducted and never come back?
Philip: I can give you jewelry. That wuss Jonathan can't.
Maddy: Oh baby your promises of gifts make me hot! *plusplus*
For once, all is right in the Kyle household... :D
Don't strain yourself, dear!
They spend their pension on video games.
Might I suggest putting your arm down? Your armpits, oh how they stink.
Energizer? Yes please! Nadia needs this for her LTW of maxing all 7 skills.
Nadia: Lolz, you sure you want me to do this?!
Positive.
And now back at the dorm...
Topher REALLY likes to pick on this chick.
Steffi: *cry*
Topher: *snickers*
Topher: UGH you're such a wuss for crying! You frustrate me!
Steffi: Yes yes and tell me how you REALLY feel?
All this frustration really turns Topher on. Stacy approves.
Vera: Ooh John and I are sooo fine!
After photobooth woohoo love!
He looks sexy with his hair pushed back. Don't you think so? Tell him that he looks sexy with his hair pushed back.
Topher: So, you just screwed my sis?
John: More than that, I nailed her!
Topher: *plus* *incestuous thoughts*
So he quickly followed suit.
Vera: No! Why don't you ever call meeeeeee? *whine, nag*
Yeah, I'm gonna chalk all this bitchiness up to stress.
That's one way to relieve stress. (And yes that is Vera and John)
No splats on pretty dormies!
Thanks, suckup.
I LOVE their identical MP3 player faces.
She FINALLY rolled this want!! So, they went downtown.
~proposal~
~acceptance~
Logan, what the shit crawled in your panties and died?!
HOW IS SHE CHEATING ON HIM...??? They weren't in love, and they only kissed ONCE, and it was a peck or something!
SEE?! That other stuff is ALL John! I guess Logan is just REALLY possessive.
Family friend/failed legacy founder Anya thinks it's a travesty too.
However, public woohoo overwrites the bad memory!
John: Hi bewbz. I just sexed your owner!
Why are you moping?? You didn't do ANYTHING wrong.
Or maybe you just don't want to hug your cousin Randall.
Logan: You're her grandmother! Talk to her! Explain to her how I FEEEEEEL!
Drea: Sonny, shut up and let me eat.
Late approval of public woohoo from both of these unsuspecting candidates!
Topher also gets engaged, to Rose, because I like to tie up loose ends.
Topher: Oh, hey John! WHAT?! You got engaged to my sister?!
Topher: THAT WAS MY LTW! *rage* I mean, congratulations?
Carmen: NO HUGS TIME.
Topher doesn't want to hear any more of John's gloating.
Topher: Dude, I don't care that you had a dream date with my sister. You're giving me incestuous thoughts, so stop.
For the first time in her college life, Vera did her own term paper.
Topher emos it up by looking out the window.
But he gets over it when Rose comes around!
WHY do you hate Nadia?!
Steffi: I'm gonna corner you with a hug!!
Vera: RAAAAAPE! TOPHER, HELP!!
Staring awkwardly. Good times.
Vera: I'm gonna play with my game thingy now! SHH DON'T TELL!
Yep, chalking it up to stress.
Topher: That's for cornering my sister!
Oh, so I see he finally got around to picking on her some more.
Vera: Oh, hey John. What? You've been telling Topher about your sex life and it gives him incestual thoughts? You have GOT to stop that.
You are getting in my legacy when I have a male heir.
Pranks with the sprinklers. More good times.
I love this photobooth picture. Vera is just SCREAMING "I must get my pretty face in this WHOLE PICTURE!"
No clue what's going on here, but I love it.
Running to final exam? You're not late!
Neither were you! I bet you guys are just excited to graduate.
They graduate, and Vera age transitions into a very blue outfit,
while Topher prepares for the conditions in the tundra.
STOP LYING, PLEASE!
And yes, they did move into a new, bigger house that I built and it's crappy and I'm gonna move them later. :)
That's right, she put her son down to snuggle the cat.
Madeleine makes Buttons's life a good one...
I'm impatient so John moves in and adds 19k to the family funds.
Then, they have a quickie wedding.
Followed by some quickie baby making!
Vera was getting a job when I saw this - AND FREAKED OUT. It took me forever to figure out who died.
Then I looked in the memories... it was Buttons. =(
It took me about 5 minutes to find his urn, but I finally did.
Now, allow me to do a small montage of Buttons's life. Because I honestly did love that cat! Plus, it's the first death of the legacy.
*insert any sappy, sad song you wish here*
Aww. We'll miss you, Buttons.
Yes, I get overly emotional. What of it??