The Kyle Legacy - Generation 3.4
Yaaay! An update in like, two weeks!!
Also, I have taken to brightening my pics more, thanks to a helpful critique at legacy_writers. :) I hope that makes the legacy more enjoyable!
Some adult content, I guess... I just don't really want to flag it and have it all behind an LJ cut or something.
Okay, Topher, what do you have against Aunt Nadia?...
Vera needs a pretty man, plz.
She got this oldie THREE TIMES.
Vera: "Um... money back guarantee, right...?"
Please to stop stalking the Kyles now, ugly pedo driver man?
VERA IS HARDCORE, YO. JUST LIKE JUSTIN.
Hello, pretty man! This is Donald.
And he and Vera sure did hit it off, despite the fact that her turn ons are brunettes.
Vera: "I really get to flirt with him, Creator? Oh, thank you!!"
Come manhungry, leave happy.
Triumphant return of Stank Skank! I hope you readers remember her, she is a tough one to forget. She really brought the lolz when Nadia, Philip, and Cody were at uni.
Topher is looking handsome lately!
So, out of curiosity, I brought Nadia's kids to college, just to see what they would look like.
This is Ephraim. Awkward. Hasn't he always been? Yes.
And this is Randall - he grew out of his droopy, sad eyes, but I still don't like him for some reason. Maybe it's the fore five six sevenhead?
So they dropped out, baibai.
Her beauty, let me show you it.
She even dreams about dating...
Herself...?
Vera: "What? I have to do romantic interactions with this prick Donald? Whyyy?"
Well, you weren't so reluctant the other night!
Because catching butterflies and making awful-looking faces make for an excellent date.
Vera: "I can shooooow you the worrrrrrlddddd!"
Hottie: "Damn, I wish she'd show me HER world!"
Okay, hottie, I am keeping my options open for YOU, sir.
(btw hi Nadia.)
You will never be as good a serenader as Vera! Stop trying!
HAI PHILIP. It is creepy that it appears you are swooning over your daughter. Yay, overlapping thought bubbles?
Bow chicka wow wow...
Keep your options open, girl, don't get tied down!
Vasyl (brunette): "OH my GOD how your face disgusts me!!"
Vera took it upon herself to make over all the dormies, just like her dad did.
Rose
Stacy
Carmen
Vasyl looks like he is facing imminent doom.
Nice PJs and nerdy walk, Toph!
Steffi got her makeover the next day.
Well you're pretty!
This was necessary. She is gorgeous.
New L'oreal commercial y/n?
Okay Vasyl. Don't like your new haircut. That's cool.
Madeleine calls Vera EVERY. DAY. She never calls Topher. Favorites, much??
This is all Topher does when I let him run free. Daydreams. About Justin,
this cute guy Logan,
Jonathan,
Devin,
his professor,
and killing that Stacy chick.
This is why I HATE those outside tables!!
Dormie: "I would love to kiss you." *puckers*
Vera: "Eh heh... eh heh... sure..."
That's not creepy, Topher. No, of course not. What ever would make you think that?
Vera: *thinks* "Must make Dean's List, must make Dean's List, must make Deans' List..."
Topher thinks that his new shirt will help with the laydees.
A contact! I've never had one before in my game, period! Vera is made of win.
OUTING GROUP SMUSTLING!
Vera: "This is funnnn! Thanks, Creator!"
Thrillaaaaa!
Whoa, everyone hates this girl.
That can't be comfortable.
No luck with the girls?
Topher: "Fine, bitch, I didn't want you anyway! AGGRESSION!"
Rose: "BAHAHAHA YOU CALLED ME A BITCH!!! ALKSJDLGJSSDR!!"
Rose: "It turns me on when boys insult me!"
Topher: "Well, gee, I didn't mean to insult you! Heh heh!" *shrugs*
Rose: "Okay, turned off again."
HARDCORE!VERA.
Vera: *thinks* "Ugh, Mom again?" *inspects nails boredly*
STOP LYING.
Well, this is Donald again, but say goodbye because I am pursuing others.
Vera: "Our cat's getting old and is gonna DIE SOON."
Topher: "WAIT WHAT?!?!?!/1?"
Drug free is the way to be, Toph!!! I think I named you Topher, not Toker.
Now watch as Dagmar says hi to his crotch.
Rosy penguin is rosy.
Emo prof is emo.
Vera: "OKAY HELLZ NO MOM I AM GETTING SICK OF YOU."
This is when she starts actually exhibiting her one nice point.
Topher: "I can cook, did you know that?"
More like you can bake...
Vera: "I crazy? Nonono, you crazy."
Vera: "SERIOUSLY I'M NOT CRAZY!!!! GAHHHHHHHHH!!"
Vera: "BITCH, I HATE YOU!"
Autonomous arguing ftw!!
Even Topher brings out his mean streak with this snowman.
No Toph, he won't smoke with you.
Vera: "I want to do my assignment but this bitch won't stop talking to me!" *smacks self*
Rose: "I really want fat people to swim."
Well, that's all good in the hood with Topher.
When did you get smooth??
This is Maddy's replacement cheerleader, apparently. Not bad.
Vera: "How DARE you say she is not bad?! I am so much prettier!!"
Vera: "PAHAHAHA DANCING LLAMA!!"
So, she goes Downtown to one of those really dark bars...
Hi family friend Jeannie!
Hi, hot brunette man!!
Jeannie: "I am le pretty! Please to be lettin me in the legacy?"
Patience, dear.
Well, anyway, this is John Tucker. He and Vera hit it off better than she and Donald did.
Vera: "Love... love will keep us togetherrrr!"
John: "Gee your hair smells terrific!"
That just means he likes you!
(btw NICE BURP, DREA.)
John: "I am uberly rich!!"
Drea is impressed! I'm sure Vera is, too!
Wow, I wonder what you are staring at.
He is rendered speechless by her beauty.
Drea: "Hello, sonny... as legacy founder, I must approve of you before we let you marry our loveliest daughter and sperminate her. I hope your sperm is made of platinum and your babies are brunette."
John: "I will do my best to impress you, ma'am. Might I say, I now know where Vera gets her beautiful features?"
I'm sure Vera is all "OMG WHO INVITED MY GRANDMA ON MY DATE?! *headdesk*"
She is a snow angel!
Did I say angel?
HAY THX, SUCKUP.
And he called her the next day, too! He is sucking up nicely!
Well hopefully in a few days, college will be completely over... hope you enjoyed! :)
Also, I have taken to brightening my pics more, thanks to a helpful critique at legacy_writers. :) I hope that makes the legacy more enjoyable!
Some adult content, I guess... I just don't really want to flag it and have it all behind an LJ cut or something.
Okay, Topher, what do you have against Aunt Nadia?...
Vera needs a pretty man, plz.
She got this oldie THREE TIMES.
Vera: "Um... money back guarantee, right...?"
Please to stop stalking the Kyles now, ugly pedo driver man?
VERA IS HARDCORE, YO. JUST LIKE JUSTIN.
Hello, pretty man! This is Donald.
And he and Vera sure did hit it off, despite the fact that her turn ons are brunettes.
Vera: "I really get to flirt with him, Creator? Oh, thank you!!"
Come manhungry, leave happy.
Triumphant return of Stank Skank! I hope you readers remember her, she is a tough one to forget. She really brought the lolz when Nadia, Philip, and Cody were at uni.
Topher is looking handsome lately!
So, out of curiosity, I brought Nadia's kids to college, just to see what they would look like.
This is Ephraim. Awkward. Hasn't he always been? Yes.
And this is Randall - he grew out of his droopy, sad eyes, but I still don't like him for some reason. Maybe it's the fore five six sevenhead?
So they dropped out, baibai.
Her beauty, let me show you it.
She even dreams about dating...
Herself...?
Vera: "What? I have to do romantic interactions with this prick Donald? Whyyy?"
Well, you weren't so reluctant the other night!
Because catching butterflies and making awful-looking faces make for an excellent date.
Vera: "I can shooooow you the worrrrrrlddddd!"
Hottie: "Damn, I wish she'd show me HER world!"
Okay, hottie, I am keeping my options open for YOU, sir.
(btw hi Nadia.)
You will never be as good a serenader as Vera! Stop trying!
HAI PHILIP. It is creepy that it appears you are swooning over your daughter. Yay, overlapping thought bubbles?
Bow chicka wow wow...
Keep your options open, girl, don't get tied down!
Vasyl (brunette): "OH my GOD how your face disgusts me!!"
Vera took it upon herself to make over all the dormies, just like her dad did.
Rose
Stacy
Carmen
Vasyl looks like he is facing imminent doom.
Nice PJs and nerdy walk, Toph!
Steffi got her makeover the next day.
Well you're pretty!
This was necessary. She is gorgeous.
New L'oreal commercial y/n?
Okay Vasyl. Don't like your new haircut. That's cool.
Madeleine calls Vera EVERY. DAY. She never calls Topher. Favorites, much??
This is all Topher does when I let him run free. Daydreams. About Justin,
this cute guy Logan,
Jonathan,
Devin,
his professor,
and killing that Stacy chick.
This is why I HATE those outside tables!!
Dormie: "I would love to kiss you." *puckers*
Vera: "Eh heh... eh heh... sure..."
That's not creepy, Topher. No, of course not. What ever would make you think that?
Vera: *thinks* "Must make Dean's List, must make Dean's List, must make Deans' List..."
Topher thinks that his new shirt will help with the laydees.
A contact! I've never had one before in my game, period! Vera is made of win.
OUTING GROUP SMUSTLING!
Vera: "This is funnnn! Thanks, Creator!"
Thrillaaaaa!
Whoa, everyone hates this girl.
That can't be comfortable.
No luck with the girls?
Topher: "Fine, bitch, I didn't want you anyway! AGGRESSION!"
Rose: "BAHAHAHA YOU CALLED ME A BITCH!!! ALKSJDLGJSSDR!!"
Rose: "It turns me on when boys insult me!"
Topher: "Well, gee, I didn't mean to insult you! Heh heh!" *shrugs*
Rose: "Okay, turned off again."
HARDCORE!VERA.
Vera: *thinks* "Ugh, Mom again?" *inspects nails boredly*
STOP LYING.
Well, this is Donald again, but say goodbye because I am pursuing others.
Vera: "Our cat's getting old and is gonna DIE SOON."
Topher: "WAIT WHAT?!?!?!/1?"
Drug free is the way to be, Toph!!! I think I named you Topher, not Toker.
Now watch as Dagmar says hi to his crotch.
Rosy penguin is rosy.
Emo prof is emo.
Vera: "OKAY HELLZ NO MOM I AM GETTING SICK OF YOU."
This is when she starts actually exhibiting her one nice point.
Topher: "I can cook, did you know that?"
More like you can bake...
Vera: "I crazy? Nonono, you crazy."
Vera: "SERIOUSLY I'M NOT CRAZY!!!! GAHHHHHHHHH!!"
Vera: "BITCH, I HATE YOU!"
Autonomous arguing ftw!!
Even Topher brings out his mean streak with this snowman.
No Toph, he won't smoke with you.
Vera: "I want to do my assignment but this bitch won't stop talking to me!" *smacks self*
Rose: "I really want fat people to swim."
Well, that's all good in the hood with Topher.
When did you get smooth??
This is Maddy's replacement cheerleader, apparently. Not bad.
Vera: "How DARE you say she is not bad?! I am so much prettier!!"
Vera: "PAHAHAHA DANCING LLAMA!!"
So, she goes Downtown to one of those really dark bars...
Hi family friend Jeannie!
Hi, hot brunette man!!
Jeannie: "I am le pretty! Please to be lettin me in the legacy?"
Patience, dear.
Well, anyway, this is John Tucker. He and Vera hit it off better than she and Donald did.
Vera: "Love... love will keep us togetherrrr!"
John: "Gee your hair smells terrific!"
That just means he likes you!
(btw NICE BURP, DREA.)
John: "I am uberly rich!!"
Drea is impressed! I'm sure Vera is, too!
Wow, I wonder what you are staring at.
He is rendered speechless by her beauty.
Drea: "Hello, sonny... as legacy founder, I must approve of you before we let you marry our loveliest daughter and sperminate her. I hope your sperm is made of platinum and your babies are brunette."
John: "I will do my best to impress you, ma'am. Might I say, I now know where Vera gets her beautiful features?"
I'm sure Vera is all "OMG WHO INVITED MY GRANDMA ON MY DATE?! *headdesk*"
She is a snow angel!
Did I say angel?
HAY THX, SUCKUP.
And he called her the next day, too! He is sucking up nicely!
Well hopefully in a few days, college will be completely over... hope you enjoyed! :)