The Graham Legacy: Generation 2.1
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Warnings: Language, 70+ pics, adult themes, possible pixel nudity idr
Previously, Bobbi met Phil and I ended with a baby cliffhanger. BORING TYPICAL GEN 1.
Now, meet said baby. Brianna Graham! Mix of skin tones, Bobbi's eyes, and both parents' hair.
Now Brianna, meet floor. Become /VERY/ well acquainted k? k.
OMGOMGOMGOMGLOLLLL THE NANNY WOULD RATHER LOOK AT THIS FLAMINGO THAN CARE FOR BABY LEGACY CLICHES~
Cervantes got a job in the Showbiz career because they could use some extra moneys.
I actually really appreciate the nanny getting rid of her stink trail. Fumes could harm the baby.
Brianna: EHMAGAWD IT SMELLS.
Bobbi: Smell mommy! She's been at work being athletic all day!!
Oh hi Phil. We see you being all handy and whatnot.
I personally believe that playing in the leaves is a GREATTTT workout.
Bobbi's only friend Alicia, aka tickleprude, pays a visit.
Phil's actually really good around the house without me telling him to do things.
Which is good, because Bobbi can't care for herself worth a shit. So the energizer is her new best fucking friend FO-EVA.
Despite all the time I've had Pets, I've never seen them feed their animals.
Cervantes: Oh lookit, green slop. MY FAV.
Bobbi gets REALLY EXCITED ABOUT PLAYING WITH BRIANNA.
I love Brianna though. <3
Birthday time!
NO ELF EARS. >:(
Btw, here are her stats.
4 - Sloppy
9 - Outgoing
8 - Active
3 - Serious
7 - Nice
Cervantes: What is my life
Bobbi is now a body builder. I mean check out those /GUNS/ man. They are like STRAIGHT LIMP SPAGHETTI.
Either she overworked herself or she's for shiz up the spout.
I guess she's up the spout because she's all YAY SLEEP.
The house got a nice little expansion. SORRY FOR FAILING AT HOUSES SO MUCH BTW
What gen 2 update would be complete without POTTY FACES??
LOLOLOLOLOL STUPID NANNY THE BABY HAS A BOTTLE OMG LOLOLOL HOW FUNNAY LEGACY CLICHE YAY
Phil has been playing Mr. Mom while Bobbi skills for promotions.
I missed her first pop ;__; But I hope this picture will suffice.
{ESPN Announcer Voice} That's GOTTA hurt!
GOD that is a lot of gas. DID YOU FART THE BABY OUT?!
Cuuuute cuddles. But this is before I got AL so there could be even MORE cute cuddles.
Bobbi: Since I popped by the skill helmet, does this mean the baby will be smart?!
Cervantes: I noticed no one bathes you, little one. Here, I will!
Bobbi: Can YOU think of a better place to give birth than in the snow?! I SURE CAN'T!
Bobbi: NOOOOOOOPE I THINK THIS IS WORKING OUT PRETTY WELL
Meet Erik. Mix of skintones, Bobbi's eyes, both parents' hair.
OH SO NOW YOU WANT TO EARN MONEY FROM CHANCE CARDS FOR THE NEW BABY.
Brianna's birthday!
Here's hoping you'll stay pretty!
Brianna: FUCK YEAH SEAKING CHILDHOOD
She is just dahhhhling.
Brianna: HAY BABY WHAT IS UP? JUST BEING HELD OIC
Again, a nice little house expansion.
Brianna is a little social sim. She totally ties up the phone & internet lines 24/7.
Brianna: Do I eat it now??
This is La Shawn and she is an AMAZING townie. She invites herself in the house all the time. I want her in the legacy.
La Shawn: PEACE.
First penguin visit ftw.
Brianna: Oh, I figured out this muffin shiz.
Brianna always has this BETTER-THAN-YOU look on her face.
Well maybe she has that look on her face because she IS BETTER THAN YOU.
Um, thanks for cleaning Cervantes's bed, Marsha Bruenig.
YAY. Too bad that's not his LTW. Now to get him in the criminal track...
Brianna: OKAY NORMALLY I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE JUST NOT AT HOMEWORK. FIX ME PLEASE.
This ~vision of loveliness~ is named Sadie Go.
Phil: I have a son, you know. He'll be a teenager soon. He's a baby now.
Sadie: Uh...?
Actually, birthday time for Erik!
Well, hm. He's... unique.
His stats:
10 - NEAT FREAK OMFG
1 - Shy
8 - Active
10 - Playful
3 - Grouchy
He looks better now that his hair is a bit more proportional to his head.
DIRTY TOILETS. This can only mean one thing.
UNMADE BEDS. I do not know what that means.
UNSKILLED TODDLERS. This happens a lot in my game, actually...
Brianna: I AM better than you. I GOT AN A+. WORSHIP ME.
Well hello, cute sim kid!
Driver: ZOMBIE BUS DRIVER ENJOY TO HONK HORN!!!! ~BEEP BEEEEEEEP~
Brianna: I know I'm SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU but I could lower myself to marry you for the good of this legacy. What do you think?
Griff: Um...?
Brianna: Yeah, my family seems to have that effect on a lot of potential spouses.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL BETTER THAN EVERYONE.
Brianna: Yeah, I'll keep you on my list.
Is it necessary for you to go OUTSIDE in the SNOW to throw something away when you have a perfectly good trash compactor in the kitchen??
Bobbi: ALL ABOARD THE SS BATHTUB!
Invisi-pop!
Bobbi: HEY ANOTHER SMART KID BY THE SKILL HELMET! WORD!
Brianna strives to be BETTER THAN YOU at painting, too.
Cervantes: No seriously what is my life
Brianna: I'M BETTER THAN YOUUUU~ TICKLETIME
Brianna: I'm better than you at cleaning up.
Every. fucking. time. Outside. IN THE SNOW.
Because I don't think this update has had enough Bobbi yet, we'll end with a pic of her!
Thanks for reading!
Warnings: Language, 70+ pics, adult themes, possible pixel nudity idr
Previously, Bobbi met Phil and I ended with a baby cliffhanger. BORING TYPICAL GEN 1.
Now, meet said baby. Brianna Graham! Mix of skin tones, Bobbi's eyes, and both parents' hair.
Now Brianna, meet floor. Become /VERY/ well acquainted k? k.
OMGOMGOMGOMGLOLLLL THE NANNY WOULD RATHER LOOK AT THIS FLAMINGO THAN CARE FOR BABY LEGACY CLICHES~
Cervantes got a job in the Showbiz career because they could use some extra moneys.
I actually really appreciate the nanny getting rid of her stink trail. Fumes could harm the baby.
Brianna: EHMAGAWD IT SMELLS.
Bobbi: Smell mommy! She's been at work being athletic all day!!
Oh hi Phil. We see you being all handy and whatnot.
I personally believe that playing in the leaves is a GREATTTT workout.
Bobbi's only friend Alicia, aka tickleprude, pays a visit.
Phil's actually really good around the house without me telling him to do things.
Which is good, because Bobbi can't care for herself worth a shit. So the energizer is her new best fucking friend FO-EVA.
Despite all the time I've had Pets, I've never seen them feed their animals.
Cervantes: Oh lookit, green slop. MY FAV.
Bobbi gets REALLY EXCITED ABOUT PLAYING WITH BRIANNA.
I love Brianna though. <3
Birthday time!
NO ELF EARS. >:(
Btw, here are her stats.
4 - Sloppy
9 - Outgoing
8 - Active
3 - Serious
7 - Nice
Cervantes: What is my life
Bobbi is now a body builder. I mean check out those /GUNS/ man. They are like STRAIGHT LIMP SPAGHETTI.
Either she overworked herself or she's for shiz up the spout.
I guess she's up the spout because she's all YAY SLEEP.
The house got a nice little expansion. SORRY FOR FAILING AT HOUSES SO MUCH BTW
What gen 2 update would be complete without POTTY FACES??
LOLOLOLOLOL STUPID NANNY THE BABY HAS A BOTTLE OMG LOLOLOL HOW FUNNAY LEGACY CLICHE YAY
Phil has been playing Mr. Mom while Bobbi skills for promotions.
I missed her first pop ;__; But I hope this picture will suffice.
{ESPN Announcer Voice} That's GOTTA hurt!
GOD that is a lot of gas. DID YOU FART THE BABY OUT?!
Cuuuute cuddles. But this is before I got AL so there could be even MORE cute cuddles.
Bobbi: Since I popped by the skill helmet, does this mean the baby will be smart?!
Cervantes: I noticed no one bathes you, little one. Here, I will!
Bobbi: Can YOU think of a better place to give birth than in the snow?! I SURE CAN'T!
Bobbi: NOOOOOOOPE I THINK THIS IS WORKING OUT PRETTY WELL
Meet Erik. Mix of skintones, Bobbi's eyes, both parents' hair.
OH SO NOW YOU WANT TO EARN MONEY FROM CHANCE CARDS FOR THE NEW BABY.
Brianna's birthday!
Here's hoping you'll stay pretty!
Brianna: FUCK YEAH SEAKING CHILDHOOD
She is just dahhhhling.
Brianna: HAY BABY WHAT IS UP? JUST BEING HELD OIC
Again, a nice little house expansion.
Brianna is a little social sim. She totally ties up the phone & internet lines 24/7.
Brianna: Do I eat it now??
This is La Shawn and she is an AMAZING townie. She invites herself in the house all the time. I want her in the legacy.
La Shawn: PEACE.
First penguin visit ftw.
Brianna: Oh, I figured out this muffin shiz.
Brianna always has this BETTER-THAN-YOU look on her face.
Well maybe she has that look on her face because she IS BETTER THAN YOU.
Um, thanks for cleaning Cervantes's bed, Marsha Bruenig.
YAY. Too bad that's not his LTW. Now to get him in the criminal track...
Brianna: OKAY NORMALLY I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE JUST NOT AT HOMEWORK. FIX ME PLEASE.
This ~vision of loveliness~ is named Sadie Go.
Phil: I have a son, you know. He'll be a teenager soon. He's a baby now.
Sadie: Uh...?
Actually, birthday time for Erik!
Well, hm. He's... unique.
His stats:
10 - NEAT FREAK OMFG
1 - Shy
8 - Active
10 - Playful
3 - Grouchy
He looks better now that his hair is a bit more proportional to his head.
DIRTY TOILETS. This can only mean one thing.
UNMADE BEDS. I do not know what that means.
UNSKILLED TODDLERS. This happens a lot in my game, actually...
Brianna: I AM better than you. I GOT AN A+. WORSHIP ME.
Well hello, cute sim kid!
Driver: ZOMBIE BUS DRIVER ENJOY TO HONK HORN!!!! ~BEEP BEEEEEEEP~
Brianna: I know I'm SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU but I could lower myself to marry you for the good of this legacy. What do you think?
Griff: Um...?
Brianna: Yeah, my family seems to have that effect on a lot of potential spouses.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL BETTER THAN EVERYONE.
Brianna: Yeah, I'll keep you on my list.
Is it necessary for you to go OUTSIDE in the SNOW to throw something away when you have a perfectly good trash compactor in the kitchen??
Bobbi: ALL ABOARD THE SS BATHTUB!
Invisi-pop!
Bobbi: HEY ANOTHER SMART KID BY THE SKILL HELMET! WORD!
Brianna strives to be BETTER THAN YOU at painting, too.
Cervantes: No seriously what is my life
Brianna: I'M BETTER THAN YOUUUU~ TICKLETIME
Brianna: I'm better than you at cleaning up.
Every. fucking. time. Outside. IN THE SNOW.
Because I don't think this update has had enough Bobbi yet, we'll end with a pic of her!
Thanks for reading!