The Kyle Legacy - Generation 4.8
Okay! So, I know it's late, but I wanted to update before I went to Europe (!!!!) for two weeks. When I get back, I'll have a Rights of Women update. Then I'll officially update regularly!
So, previously on the Kyle Legacy: The gen 4 kids went to college. Houston came to the forefront as a total bitch and even beat up a girl. Gabriel really did nothing except have success with the laydeez (and by that I mean one lady). It came as no surprise that Marlie is our heiress, and she nabbed herself a gorgeous sperm donor.
Here's our heiress being welcomed back home!
John: Hey, hon! Where are your brothers?
Marlie: Um...
Philip was still really sad about Maddy's death.
You know Marlie... she got new makeup so she could match her clothes.
The search for a job in the slacker career was futile.
So, she goes to her favorite thing in the house... the exercise machine.
Her motives were dropping fast, thus in turn I resorted to the boring way... reading on the Education reward bookshelf!
She proves herself a good heiress by taking a bath when her hygiene almost bottomed out, too!
I really wanted to get generation 5 on the road. The family threw a small wedding party. Hi, brothers!
Houston: MA, how dare you leave a stinky ramen bowl in the microwave?!
Vera: What? Where?
Houston: I AM ASSERTIVE EVER SINCE I BEAT UP THAT GIRL.
Vera: Look, I don't care who you beat up, I am your mother and you don't talk to me like that!!
Way to stick it to your son, Vera!
Then the nice snowy wedding began.
The glorious vows were exchanged.
Grayson: YES, I'm marrying into money!
Marlie: YES, I'm marrying my soulmate!
Grayson: Uh, yeah, me too.
*wedding smooch*
Can I just say that Vera is smokin'?
Philip: Okay, John, you are too touchy feely and it freaks me out!
Marlie can't wait to consummate the marriage!
She's quite excited (and quite pretty, and quite having new old defaults that I always have loved and always will love!)
Yeah, the magic of consummation kinda doesn't exist if you're not virgins.
Marlie looks pensive.
Grayson: Let's go again! Let's go again!
You two, don't make me regret buying this.
It's sad, but Grayson and Philip don't get along very well. At all.
Philip: That's okay. I didn't want him in here while I played pirate anyway! :D
The torch lit by Madeleine and Philip has officially been passed.
So, John's home makeover business really isn't going so well.
Neither is Vera's chance card. *headdesk*
Philip decides to put his charisma to good use and charm the clients as a salesman.
Consequently, John sucked less!
And some very pretty customers showed up... I love her eyes!
LTW in one day! Marlie is very reserved, though...
Then she fake!pops!
The couple that nerds together stays together.
Bwahaha... why yes, she is eating cheesecake...
Hell-o there!
Marlie was quite insightful and decided to hire him in order to keep him around, possibly as a future spouse.
Marlie: They want my chicken!!
I decided that Vera should get a gold badge in something, and I always wanted a Servo!
Philip: Yeah, Vera, way to build those robots!
Vera: Dad, please... I'm working!
Pregnant dancing!
Have we even SEEN Jonathan this update?! Oh, well, he's dying.
Jonathan: You mean, I can finally go woohoo Madeleine because Philip won't be in Simparadise for a while?! YES! I'm so there!
Jonathan, this cemented my hate for you. You left no money to any residents of this household, even though 2 were unnamed. I'm glad you are gone because you always tried to cheat on my wonderful Nadia. I hope you burn in Simhell. P.S., I am so glad I don't have to type out your name anymore, because it was really hard for me.
Jonathan: See you later, sucker. I'm off to screw your wife!
Because I had never mentioned it before, here are Grayson's stats.
After Jonathan's death, things quickly went back to normal. John continued being a slob.
Vera continued her extreme gaming.
And Philip continued to be a family sim in disguise.
He is VERY excited to be a great-grandpa.
So, I come to the conclusion that I want him around for a little while longer!!
Meet Bear, the new puppy that will grow up with generation 5!
Speaking of which, it's ON ITS WAY!
Marlie: DAD!! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN THE HOUSE!! HELP, PLEASE!!
John: zzzzz... fucking fish... mffhh... zzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz
CLIFFHANGER!!!
Will John ever make it to see the birth of his grandchild? What sex will the baby be? What will he or she look like? WILL JOHN EVER STOP DREAMING ABOUT THE FUCKING FISH?!
... Tune in in two weeks. :D
Thanks for reading!! See you in two weeks.