CATCE INSIDER AWARDS (PLEASE VOTE!)
*fancy award show music* Welcome to the FIRST ANNUAL CATCE INSIDER AWARDS!! *fancy lights do fancy stuff*
These are all inside jokes from Catce (Center for Applied Technology and Career Exploration) camp. :D Included are explanations of the jokes nominated for the Catce award and a poll for you to vote on your favorite one! PLEASE take part in this event! :D This poll will run for a few weeks.
It has come to my attention that some people don't know how to vote ONCE. PLEASE, PEOPLE! YOU ONLY GET ONE VOTE! NOT AS MANY AS YOU PLEASE! Thank you. :)
"I'm fat & I'm wearing a turban!"
When we got our Catce shirts, they were HUGE. James wrapped his around his head like a turban. On the bus, me, Hannah, Lizzy, and Faith were talking about how fat we were, how we had chubby legs and flabby arms, etc. And James was mocking us, and he goes "I'm fat and I'm wearing a turban!" The whole bus heard it. EVERYONE laughed.
Hannah and the ketchup
At lunch one day, we were trying to bust ketchup packets. Hannah was frustrated. She couldn't get hers to burst. She was squeezing and squeezing and she turned it around so she was looking at it. BIG mistake. It finally bust. ALL OVER HER FACE. It was such a huge bang. Everyone at the table was laughing at her. It was hilarious. As she went to the bathroom to get it off her face, we stood up and gave her a standing ovation. And she still had caked on ketchup in her hair at the end of the day.
"Love at first sight"
Our webpage design teacher brought her son, Collin, to help with the class. Lizzy had a HUGE crush on him. Collin was always looking at her computer or walking by our aisle. Lizzy was typing at her computer and Collin stops behind her. Lizzy felt something brush against her back and then Collin says "No, that'd be innapropriate." Lizzy had a SHOCKED look on her face. Thus "Love at first sight, tap that ass at second sight" was born.
Anne, Ann, and Andy
We were taking Catce pictures (all the counties were divided up for a picture) for the Catce "newspaper." Faith was talking about how last year, people gave fake names. Then we got the idea. We were all either going to be Anne, or Ann (Andy because of James :P). We were also all going to tilt our heads. Almost a whole line of people's first name started with A. *will have to scan the picture so you all can see*
"Evil Satanic Buddies"
By the third day or so, Lizzy and I had grown quite close to Collin. We had such a good time with him. He would often randomly growl at us. And dance. And headbang. And act high. So we started calling him our Evil Satanic Buddy who growls at us. When Collin quit coming to Catce to help, me & Lizzy were upset. So we asked James to be our Evil Satanic Buddy who growls at us. He said yes, but he goes "I WILL NOT PURR!" xD
"Stuck in the haunted bathroom"
This is quite long, actually. xD Lizzy got up suddenly during class and goes "I gotta piss!" Then she ran into a chair. She asked the teacher where the bathroom was. About 2 minutes later, she comes back and asks for directions again. She goes "I got lost!" So about 5 minutes later she comes back. She says "I got stuck in the bathroom. Seriously! The stall locked me in! I had to crawl under the door." So later, I need to go to the bathroom. Lizzy comes with me. When we got in there, I went to a stall and so did Lizzy. We heard a loud noise, like a door creaking or something, and we screamed and ran out, yelling "HAUNTED BATHROOM!" because we were the only people in there. xDDD
Snaps
Whenever one of us would do something retarded or embarrassing, we would say "Snaps for (name here)!" Like with Hannah and the ketchup: "SNAPS FOR HANNAH!"
MY BAD!
Lizzy started saying "My bad" at Catce. It REALLY got on James's nerves. He said "Would you STOP saying 'my bad?'" Lizzy replied, "Oh, my bad. Sorry, I said MY BAD again! Oops! My bad! Sorry, my bad! ACK! MY BAD!"
"Mission Impossible"
At lunch, me and Lizzy saw Collin going back to the classroom. We wanted to get to him before the friggin slut, a girl in our class (let's call her Ramona) did. So we were hurrying up the stairs and I was humming Mission Impossible because we were acting like spies, sneaking around the staircase. Lizzy burped, and then tripped over herself. She then proceeded to scream out "MY BAD!"
"It's COW PORN!"
Lizzy and I got finished with our webpages before anyone else in the class. Collin told us to do an extra page. Lizzy's was cows. She was looking for pictures of cows, and there was one with this cow that had a HUGE udder showing. Collin said "What is that?!" And Lizzy says "It's not porn, I swear!" Collin retaliates with "It's COW PORN!"
"Button your shirt"
One day Lizzy wore a shirt with monkeys on a spinny thing. xD On the back, it showed one of the monkey's butts. James said "You have a monkey butt on your shirt." Hannah goes "You are a monkey butt." Lizzy wrote that down. On the bus that afternoon, James was reading it. He said, "This looks like "You have a monkey button your shirt." We all laughed so hard. He said again, "You have a monkey. Button your shirt." xD
James has reading problems
It was raining on the bus one day. James decided to be funny and stick his head out the bus window. He said "I'm taking a shower dude!" Lizzy wrote that under "Friggin slut." James read it, and he said "I'm taking friggin slut a shower dude...WHAT?!?" Friggin slut and James's new insider had collided a little bit. xD
"Are you down with the doohickey?!?"
One day, me and Lizzy finished our work first (as always). So we decided to change Lizzy's comment links in her journal (lizzywizzy09). We decided to make them "# doohickeys | are you down with the doohickey?" So all day, we were saying "Are you down with the doohickey, Ann H?" "I'm down with the doohickey, Ann C, are YOU down with the doohickey?" "Oh I'm down with the doohickey all right, are YOU down with the doohickey?" And so on and so forth.
Collin Jr.
On the first or second day of Catce camp, Lizzy told Collin to go get her a pencil. He did, and he asked "What for?" Lizzy said, "Oh nothing. I just wanted a pencil." She made Collin sharpen it about 15 times. She kept breaking it every time, on purpose. She took the pencil home with her. She named it Collin Jr. She would sniff the pencil, lick the pencil, etc. She still has Collin Jr.
Poll CATCE INSIDER AWARDS
*NTS* Hannah voted for Cow Porn , Jesslynne voted THREE times - figure out a way to nullify that... , Jennifer voted I don't know HOW many times - disclude hers & Jesslynne's votes...
These are all inside jokes from Catce (Center for Applied Technology and Career Exploration) camp. :D Included are explanations of the jokes nominated for the Catce award and a poll for you to vote on your favorite one! PLEASE take part in this event! :D This poll will run for a few weeks.
It has come to my attention that some people don't know how to vote ONCE. PLEASE, PEOPLE! YOU ONLY GET ONE VOTE! NOT AS MANY AS YOU PLEASE! Thank you. :)
"I'm fat & I'm wearing a turban!"
When we got our Catce shirts, they were HUGE. James wrapped his around his head like a turban. On the bus, me, Hannah, Lizzy, and Faith were talking about how fat we were, how we had chubby legs and flabby arms, etc. And James was mocking us, and he goes "I'm fat and I'm wearing a turban!" The whole bus heard it. EVERYONE laughed.
Hannah and the ketchup
At lunch one day, we were trying to bust ketchup packets. Hannah was frustrated. She couldn't get hers to burst. She was squeezing and squeezing and she turned it around so she was looking at it. BIG mistake. It finally bust. ALL OVER HER FACE. It was such a huge bang. Everyone at the table was laughing at her. It was hilarious. As she went to the bathroom to get it off her face, we stood up and gave her a standing ovation. And she still had caked on ketchup in her hair at the end of the day.
"Love at first sight"
Our webpage design teacher brought her son, Collin, to help with the class. Lizzy had a HUGE crush on him. Collin was always looking at her computer or walking by our aisle. Lizzy was typing at her computer and Collin stops behind her. Lizzy felt something brush against her back and then Collin says "No, that'd be innapropriate." Lizzy had a SHOCKED look on her face. Thus "Love at first sight, tap that ass at second sight" was born.
Anne, Ann, and Andy
We were taking Catce pictures (all the counties were divided up for a picture) for the Catce "newspaper." Faith was talking about how last year, people gave fake names. Then we got the idea. We were all either going to be Anne, or Ann (Andy because of James :P). We were also all going to tilt our heads. Almost a whole line of people's first name started with A. *will have to scan the picture so you all can see*
"Evil Satanic Buddies"
By the third day or so, Lizzy and I had grown quite close to Collin. We had such a good time with him. He would often randomly growl at us. And dance. And headbang. And act high. So we started calling him our Evil Satanic Buddy who growls at us. When Collin quit coming to Catce to help, me & Lizzy were upset. So we asked James to be our Evil Satanic Buddy who growls at us. He said yes, but he goes "I WILL NOT PURR!" xD
"Stuck in the haunted bathroom"
This is quite long, actually. xD Lizzy got up suddenly during class and goes "I gotta piss!" Then she ran into a chair. She asked the teacher where the bathroom was. About 2 minutes later, she comes back and asks for directions again. She goes "I got lost!" So about 5 minutes later she comes back. She says "I got stuck in the bathroom. Seriously! The stall locked me in! I had to crawl under the door." So later, I need to go to the bathroom. Lizzy comes with me. When we got in there, I went to a stall and so did Lizzy. We heard a loud noise, like a door creaking or something, and we screamed and ran out, yelling "HAUNTED BATHROOM!" because we were the only people in there. xDDD
Snaps
Whenever one of us would do something retarded or embarrassing, we would say "Snaps for (name here)!" Like with Hannah and the ketchup: "SNAPS FOR HANNAH!"
MY BAD!
Lizzy started saying "My bad" at Catce. It REALLY got on James's nerves. He said "Would you STOP saying 'my bad?'" Lizzy replied, "Oh, my bad. Sorry, I said MY BAD again! Oops! My bad! Sorry, my bad! ACK! MY BAD!"
"Mission Impossible"
At lunch, me and Lizzy saw Collin going back to the classroom. We wanted to get to him before the friggin slut, a girl in our class (let's call her Ramona) did. So we were hurrying up the stairs and I was humming Mission Impossible because we were acting like spies, sneaking around the staircase. Lizzy burped, and then tripped over herself. She then proceeded to scream out "MY BAD!"
"It's COW PORN!"
Lizzy and I got finished with our webpages before anyone else in the class. Collin told us to do an extra page. Lizzy's was cows. She was looking for pictures of cows, and there was one with this cow that had a HUGE udder showing. Collin said "What is that?!" And Lizzy says "It's not porn, I swear!" Collin retaliates with "It's COW PORN!"
"Button your shirt"
One day Lizzy wore a shirt with monkeys on a spinny thing. xD On the back, it showed one of the monkey's butts. James said "You have a monkey butt on your shirt." Hannah goes "You are a monkey butt." Lizzy wrote that down. On the bus that afternoon, James was reading it. He said, "This looks like "You have a monkey button your shirt." We all laughed so hard. He said again, "You have a monkey. Button your shirt." xD
James has reading problems
It was raining on the bus one day. James decided to be funny and stick his head out the bus window. He said "I'm taking a shower dude!" Lizzy wrote that under "Friggin slut." James read it, and he said "I'm taking friggin slut a shower dude...WHAT?!?" Friggin slut and James's new insider had collided a little bit. xD
"Are you down with the doohickey?!?"
One day, me and Lizzy finished our work first (as always). So we decided to change Lizzy's comment links in her journal (lizzywizzy09). We decided to make them "# doohickeys | are you down with the doohickey?" So all day, we were saying "Are you down with the doohickey, Ann H?" "I'm down with the doohickey, Ann C, are YOU down with the doohickey?" "Oh I'm down with the doohickey all right, are YOU down with the doohickey?" And so on and so forth.
Collin Jr.
On the first or second day of Catce camp, Lizzy told Collin to go get her a pencil. He did, and he asked "What for?" Lizzy said, "Oh nothing. I just wanted a pencil." She made Collin sharpen it about 15 times. She kept breaking it every time, on purpose. She took the pencil home with her. She named it Collin Jr. She would sniff the pencil, lick the pencil, etc. She still has Collin Jr.
Poll CATCE INSIDER AWARDS
*NTS* Hannah voted for Cow Porn , Jesslynne voted THREE times - figure out a way to nullify that... , Jennifer voted I don't know HOW many times - disclude hers & Jesslynne's votes...