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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I donated bone marrow to br0knhartdloser in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I helped t0rp3d0 hide a body (-173 points). In November I gave babi_i_love_you a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In May I bought porn for irunwitscissors (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (111 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
thedramasummer_