suburban shootout picspam; part one.

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IT'S TIME.

SUBURBAN SHOOTOUT SPAM TIME.




I'd like to think that if the Suburban Shootout ladies had a scrapbook, it would resemble this.
From l to r we've got Hilary, Lillian, and Camilla (aka THE BAD GANG) Joyce (THE UNDECIDED), and Barbara, Pam, and Margaret (THE GOOD GANG).



This is Jeremy, Joyce's husband. He is a police officer, and he likes to have sex a lot.



The Bad Gang. Hilary Davenport is the oversexed one, Camilla Diamond is the HBIC (AND A TOTAL COUGAR), and Lillian Gordon-Moore is the girl with the guns. Lots and lots of guns.



Because Camilla is especially awesome and hot, she wears this dress.



Hilary is about to kick your ass, and Lillian is just being hilarious in general. Note the "Chicks With Guns" magazine in her hand.



The Good Gang. We've got Pam, who TOTALLY WANTS TO BE IN THE BAD GANG, YOU CAN TELL (and Emma Kennedy has told us, but still. YOU CAN TELL. XD), Barbara, who is VURRY SRS ABOUT EVERYTHING, and Margaret, the worst shot in Little Stempington.



See? Serious. I could've done a the_friday_spamthis week (the prompt was Serious) and used only Barbara caps.



Pam is my third favorite SS character. She's kick ass, and likes to beat people up. Margaret is just the ditzy clueless one, but she is amusing.



As 12chencalls them, spawn of Camilla and spawn of Joyce. They are in love lust.

As the first episode begins, Joyce and Jeremy are moving into the nice, quaint town of Little Stempington. Or so it seems... DUN DUN DUN.



They are unpacking. And Jeremy is probably thinking about sex.





Told you.



Then Pam comes by. She is REALLY, REALLY EXCITED TO SEE JOYCE. In case you couldn't tell.



Joyce is rather confused, as she has never MET Pam before, yet she knows her name.....







Joyce decides she rather likes Pam. And then she smirks all embarrassed like at something.



This seems to be Pam's "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" face. Cue the z snap.



Then Hilary comes a' knockin' and pulls a "Oh, that's a strong grip. You must be Joyce's personal trainer." on Jeremy.



The two natives head upstairs to "use the little girl's room", where a bitch fight ensues.



"I thought you had Weight Watchers on Tuesday mornings," states Hilary.

...right as Pam smacks her over the head with a vase. (EXCUSE BLURRINESS)










PAM IS NOT FUCKING AROUND, SHE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS.



They end up like this. Note Hilary's thong. Klass with a capital 'K'.



"Is everything okay?"



"Fine, Jerry!"







In the end, Hilary triumphs. Because bad gang > good gang.



She comes downstairs, and Pam escapes without rousing too much suspicion. She proceeds to offer to show Joyce around Little Stempington.

Joyce gets permission from her husband, and OUT THEY GO.
They slide open the van door, and.........



CAMILLA DIAMOND HAPPENS!



Mmmm, she is so hot.



CAMILLA, DO ME NOW. This phrase is common banter for missfoxieand I.



For Lillian, it was love at first sight. XD



"I like your sweater Joyce. I'm fond of cats myself."





Camilla tells a niiiice little story about the town, etc etc etc.



We are almost too busy staring to listen.



Her eyes are astonishingly lovely.



ZE WICKER BARN.



MINIVAN.



Camilla puts on some pretty purple gloves.



Heee. I love this.



She then hands the red button box thing that, you know, every woman carries around in her purse, to Joyce.



Who isn't the least bit suspicious, for some reason, and presses the damn thing.



OOPS.

END OF PART ONE!
Link to the caps, since due to journal formatting, these are blurry.