New Goals in Life.
photo by concrete_and_honey So this afternoon, after spending a ton of time worrying about my finances and my future, I have decided to screw it all and whipped up my new life goals:
a. Marry money.
b. Have beautiful kids that I will send down runways when they learn how to walk.
c. Become a MILF.
Sounds like a better plan that the current bumf*ck of a hole I'm in. Tsk.