Buffy Quote Meme thing
When you see this, post another Buffy quote in your LJ. Let's see how long this can go on.
Seen just about everywhere on my flist and it was the quickest meme for me to do. No shiny picspam though like leviathan101
SPIKE: Now, uh, don't turn me into a horned toad for asking, but ... what if we come across Ben?
WILLOW: I-I don't think a doctor's what Buffy needs right now.
SPIKE: Well, yeah, especially not one who also happens to be Glory.
GILES: What do you mean?
SPIKE: You know. Ben is Glory.
WILLOW: (frowns) You mean ... Ben's with Glory?
XANDER: "With" in what sense?
ANYA: They're working together?
SPIKE: No. No. Ben is Glory. Glory's Ben. They're one and the same.
ANYA: When did all this happen?
SPIKE: Not one hour ago! Right here, before your very eyes! Ben came, he turned into Glory, snatched the kid, and pfft! Vanished, remember?
SPIKE: (uncertainly) You do remember...? (squints at them) Is everyone here very stoned?
SPIKE: (getting annoyed) Ben! Glory! He's a doctor, she's the beast. Two entirely separate entities sharing one body. Like a bloody sitcom. Surely you remember.
XANDER: So you're saying ... Ben and Glory...
ANYA: Have a connection.
GILES: Yes, obviously, but what kind?
SPIKE: (laughs sarcastically) Oh, I get it. That's very crafty. (nods) Glory's worked the kind of mojo where anyone who sees her little presto-change-o instantly forgets. And yours truly, being somewhat other than human ... stands immune.
WILLOW: (frowning) So ... Ben and Glory ... are-are the same person?
XANDER: (slowly, like a revelation) Glory can turn into Ben, and Ben turns back into Glory.
ANYA: And anyone who sees it instantly forgets.
SPIKE: (sighs in relief) Kewpie doll for the lady.
GILES: Excellent. (looks around at them) Now. Do we suspect there may be some kind of connection between Ben and Glory?
So it's not really a quote but a whole scene, which I saw a couple of days ago. Comedy following on from that huge dramatic moment where Buffy drops into catatonia. Priceless - ASH's delivery of the last line is perfect and it's left once again for Spike to tell the scoobies 'how it is'.
I have the other 'answers' only meme to do yet.