The Bat Weasel has today:
- Puked in his crate in the AM.
- Puked in his crate in the truck. Mmmm...cheese chunks and brown liquid. Oooh, that smell...
- Projectile puked all over the living room floor.
I have dog vomit on my leather jacket. There is still dog vomit in the back of the truck from where it leaked out of the crate. Oddly enough, I'm not incredibly disgusted by all the dog vomit.
I do think that this is a perfect opportunity to send puppy puke to Saddam. I'm sure he'll appreciate it, but
xtinkerbelle says that I might have problems with the
USPS and that
Fedex prohibits the shipping of blood or bodily fluids using their service.
While this puts a crimp in the plan, I'm sure we can come up with a suitable method of delivery. If all else fails, we will simply point the Bat Weasel in the appropriate direction and wait for the projectile vomit to occur.