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[thedoctor_lj]

*The air crackles. Lightning streaks through the room and a rushing wind whips around the TARDIS. A portal opens in mid-air and two bodies fall out of it and land in a heap on the floor. Eight struggles out from under Five and stands up*

Well, that was uncomfortable.

thebeigeone and I have just returned from our adventure courtesy of the time trees! I'm

Comments

[fitzkreiner]

Fuck you, Doctor! You're just jealous of our happiness! Anyway, I asked Nin and he says you're talking out of your pretty arse.

Tegan, the wedding is still on. Shag?

[tegan_lj]

Shag: not before the wedding, dear.

Marriage: I'm kinda worried about the whole universe sort of thing...

[fitzkreiner]

IT's only the bloody Universe. Besides, Nine says it's "not necessarily that accurate". Nine's a wuss like that.

Anyway Leela married that bloke in tights that the Doctor told us about. And the Doctor married that prostitute. At least you're not a prostitute, oh my love.

And we've shagged before, why can't we shag now?

[drlongscarf]

I at no time ever married a prostitute! The closest to a prostitute I ever came was Eight nearly marrying Iris Wildthyme. Incouragable skank.

[tegan_lj]

Why all the talk of prostitutes all the sudden?

And thanks for calling me a decent sort of woman, Doc.

[fitzkreiner]

Eight married a hooker. You might want to hit him.

[tegan_lj]

Four is adamant about us not getting married, Fitz...

Okay...let's shag.