Comments | thedivajones: Outy 5000

thedivajones

Outy 5000

Apr 23, 2006 21:45

What a fascinating weekend. Let me just reflect a minute. I'm done. I got a creepy note attached to my car at work from a guy named "Mike", who the fuck's Mike? Fuck you, Donnie. There's not a whole lot I can talk about anymore. I did buy all the cadbury creme eggs in the city. If you can't find them anymore, it's because they're all at my place. ( Read more... )

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xoxmelodyxox April 24 2006, 15:21:42 UTC

Hey, I have a Cadburry cream egg!!!

thedivajones April 24 2006, 19:49:37 UTC

Don't I know it...OH!

xoxmelodyxox April 24 2006, 22:14:41 UTC

Ohhhhh baby, I'm very aroused!

originalspyrit April 25 2006, 04:14:48 UTC

I have a whole BOX of them.

anonymous April 25 2006, 05:20:48 UTC

Audi 5000

An adjective describing one or more people who intend on leaving a particular place. Audi's model 5000 sedan was plagued with a problem characterized by unintended acceleration, in which drivers complained that the vehicle lurched forward when their foot was on the brake pedal. In reality, it turned out that the acclerator and brake pedals were unusually close to one another.

"I'm Audi 5000" or "I'm Audi"