"Fonzi be praised!"
Well, I didn't lie. It hasn't been 4 months since my last update although it has been a while. Not too much has changed other than my waistline.
Michael and I are still together and doing fine.
Still broke.
Still pregnant.
Landon's still good and abusing anyone within a 50 foot radius.
I'm no longer in the job program.
I hit 7 months prego today. Only 12 more weeks to go.
Michael got fucked out of his millionth potential job. Apparently Russell thought it was a definite thing that the guy was leaving which would give Michael an opening but low and behold, the day before Michael was set to start, the guy all of a sudden wasn't leaving.
So he's still working for that douchebag, Bruce, for Mexican wages.
I've been debating on decorating a cardboard box for us to move into considering we just got turned down to move into Russell's. Well, rather Michael got turned down. We had applied when we actually thought money was coming our way (silly us) and since Michael would've been catching rides with Russell, it made the most sense. Thanks to horrible credit and a drug charge on his record, I think it's safe to say any future homes or bills are getting put in my name. The park owners still would like to meet us but I highly doubt it's worth the gas to get there.
Phil and Alyssa had their baby on April 17th. Lillyann Yvonne-Marie Schaub. She's cute. Hard to tell if she looks like Landon at all since all babies look the same to me at this age but we'll see. That's all I shall say about that one.
I have a photoshoot scheduled for May 4th in Merchantville. I think it's for a make-up artists portfolio since they are only shooting headshots and the MUA is provided. They also want to schedule another shoot to showcase my belly. I also have 2 other photographers interested in doing shoots here soon. Why does it seem that I find the most work when I'm either knocked up or on the mend from being knocked up? I was the skinniest I've been in a long ass time for like 6 months and could I schedule (and keep) a shoot? Noooo. Of course not. There's not allowed to be photographic evidence of a skinnier, healthier looking me. I've doomed to also be pictured with jowls lol.
Anyway, that's about the extent of it all. I'm off to feed the monster inside. See you in another 2-3 months.
Michael and I are still together and doing fine.
Still broke.
Still pregnant.
Landon's still good and abusing anyone within a 50 foot radius.
I'm no longer in the job program.
I hit 7 months prego today. Only 12 more weeks to go.
Michael got fucked out of his millionth potential job. Apparently Russell thought it was a definite thing that the guy was leaving which would give Michael an opening but low and behold, the day before Michael was set to start, the guy all of a sudden wasn't leaving.
So he's still working for that douchebag, Bruce, for Mexican wages.
I've been debating on decorating a cardboard box for us to move into considering we just got turned down to move into Russell's. Well, rather Michael got turned down. We had applied when we actually thought money was coming our way (silly us) and since Michael would've been catching rides with Russell, it made the most sense. Thanks to horrible credit and a drug charge on his record, I think it's safe to say any future homes or bills are getting put in my name. The park owners still would like to meet us but I highly doubt it's worth the gas to get there.
Phil and Alyssa had their baby on April 17th. Lillyann Yvonne-Marie Schaub. She's cute. Hard to tell if she looks like Landon at all since all babies look the same to me at this age but we'll see. That's all I shall say about that one.
I have a photoshoot scheduled for May 4th in Merchantville. I think it's for a make-up artists portfolio since they are only shooting headshots and the MUA is provided. They also want to schedule another shoot to showcase my belly. I also have 2 other photographers interested in doing shoots here soon. Why does it seem that I find the most work when I'm either knocked up or on the mend from being knocked up? I was the skinniest I've been in a long ass time for like 6 months and could I schedule (and keep) a shoot? Noooo. Of course not. There's not allowed to be photographic evidence of a skinnier, healthier looking me. I've doomed to also be pictured with jowls lol.
Anyway, that's about the extent of it all. I'm off to feed the monster inside. See you in another 2-3 months.