QuizduhhhrrRRR
Slightly Interesting.
Zombie Novice
You scored 54% Survival Rating!
Should an outbreak occur, your gambling with your life. You may or may
not survive, but chances are, your just going to end up waiting to be
rescued. Getting yourself in with people who know what they are doing
is highly reccomended.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 46% on Survival Rating
Link: The Global Zombie Attack Survival Test written by late_apex on OkCupid Free Online Dating
the Wit
(60% dark, 26% spontaneous, 16% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're
probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're
pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the
Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor
and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I
guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my
opinion.
Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 89% on dark
You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 5% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values
and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind
Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is
that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism.
Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took
this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the
doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the
beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was
brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible
you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 25% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 28% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 10% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
Zombie Novice
You scored 54% Survival Rating!
Should an outbreak occur, your gambling with your life. You may or may
not survive, but chances are, your just going to end up waiting to be
rescued. Getting yourself in with people who know what they are doing
is highly reccomended.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 46% on Survival Rating
Link: The Global Zombie Attack Survival Test written by late_apex on OkCupid Free Online Dating
the Wit
(60% dark, 26% spontaneous, 16% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're
probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're
pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the
Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor
and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I
guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my
opinion.
Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 89% on dark
You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 5% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values
and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind
Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is
that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism.
Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took
this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the
doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the
beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was
brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible
you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 25% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 28% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 10% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid