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If you do not know WHY this is totally hilarious, then you need to go out and obtain a copy of the movie "Idiocracy" RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Stop reading. Go. I know you're still reading this, which means you're not out watching that movie. This is a disappointment.
Here's a wonderful bit of information regarding THE THIRST MUTILATOR:
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