I was in the kitchen and all of the sudden I got the feeling there was something under the right side of the stove. It was screaming out at me. I got down on my hands and knees and sure enough there was something under there, and it was weird looking! Some kind of plasticky circular object with a pattern of concentric rings and a hole poked in the middle of it. I went to sean’s room and asked him to look at it, so he got down on his hands and knees just as puzzled as I was and yanked it out,
It was a plastic pork chop!