Title: Pastime
Author:
thedeepeekayFandom: Merlin
Pairing, Characters: Gaius, Dragon, mentions Merlin, Arthur, and Uther
Rating: PG. Mentions possible future Arthur/Merlin slash
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine, never has been, never will be.
Length: 531 words
Status: One-shot
Summary: Why the Dragon really insists that Arthur is Merlin's destiny.
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Merlin would so be offended if the Dragon told him he has to sleep with Arthur for his destiny. He'd be so FLUSTERED and all, "Wait. Wait, what did you just say? What? With the prat?!" Hee!
And Arthur would be concerned about getting MERLIN GERMS or contracting whatever grave mental illness Merlin has, because, clearly, he's got one. *snickers* Perhaps there is mortal peril involved, in which Merlin shows his magic and Arthur is forced to go, "That's all well and good, Merlin. I'm still not sleeping with you."
Merlin makes this offended fish face and is all, "Are you MAGICPHOBIC like your father?"
And Arthur raises an eyebrow at him and crosses his arms and says, "No. I just don't want to catch your mental disease. Gaius hasn't said whether it's contagious or not."
HAHAHHA. I LOVE ARTHUR AND MERLIN. ♥ And now I'm going to bed.
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Also, clearly you want to write that fic. *encourages* You know you want to. And really, you should! I miss my Rahmi!fic!
Hee, I didn't know you even used that journal! *pokes it* Or are you sneakily locking everything so I can't see it?
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I am not writing fic where the entire point is porn. I don't do porn.
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More so than me!
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