Merlin: Pastime

[thedeepeekay]

Title: Pastime
Author: thedeepeekay
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing, Characters: Gaius, Dragon, mentions Merlin, Arthur, and Uther
Rating: PG. Mentions possible future Arthur/Merlin slash
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine, never has been, never will be.
Length: 531 words
Status: One-shot
Summary: Why the Dragon really insists that Arthur is Merlin's destiny.
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[dorkus_rahmicus]

I promised long and rambly and I WILL DELIVER. You are an adorable, squishy Devil and I will send out your scarves relatively soon, hopefully. I have a math test tomorrow moring, but I don't actually want to go to bed OR study, though I should really do one or the other. And I'm tired, but I don't want to sleep, you know?

Merlin would so be offended if the Dragon told him he has to sleep with Arthur for his destiny. He'd be so FLUSTERED and all, "Wait. Wait, what did you just say? What? With the prat?!" Hee!

And Arthur would be concerned about getting MERLIN GERMS or contracting whatever grave mental illness Merlin has, because, clearly, he's got one. *snickers* Perhaps there is mortal peril involved, in which Merlin shows his magic and Arthur is forced to go, "That's all well and good, Merlin. I'm still not sleeping with you."

Merlin makes this offended fish face and is all, "Are you MAGICPHOBIC like your father?"

And Arthur raises an eyebrow at him and crosses his arms and says, "No. I just don't want to catch your mental disease. Gaius hasn't said whether it's contagious or not."

HAHAHHA. I LOVE ARTHUR AND MERLIN. ♥ And now I'm going to bed.

[des_pudels_kern]

Hoodelally, long and rambly comment! *happy dances* And, you left me a heart! *pets it and coos at it and calls it George*

Also, clearly you want to write that fic. *encourages* You know you want to. And really, you should! I miss my Rahmi!fic!

Hee, I didn't know you even used that journal! *pokes it* Or are you sneakily locking everything so I can't see it?

[rahmi]

*makes sure everything is hidden under the carpet at OTHER!Sekrit place* *coughs* I would never hide anything from you, Devil!

I am not writing fic where the entire point is porn. I don't do porn.

[des_pudels_kern]

I don't believe you. *sniff* You lie to me. How can you lie to me?

More so than me!