TSN: Not Bambi.

Mar 30, 2011 23:52

I have no excuse for this. Not even a drabble meme I could blame. Born out of an obsession with TSN, a very cracky mood, and Shuffle landing on last Unicorn.

No header for now, as it's almost midnight and I'm going to bed now, but something tells me that if I don't put those ridiculous 100 words up now I'll delete them tomorrow when I am sane(er) again. ...And the worst past? I want someone to write this! Gilly, you shouldn't have got me thinking about details and how it could work! I cannot actually post drabbles as prompts on kinkmemes, can I?

Not Bambi.

Important things Mark learned last night:

1. Wardo likes him. Likes likes.

2. Wardo is not in fact a comic deer. He is a unicorn. (There was some talk about moon phases and changing and evolution, but Mark was too drunk to really get any of that.)Which… explains a lot. Like why Wardo had bothered to smile at Mark to begin with.

3. "All I know is that Mãe said Pai never touched her again."

Now Mark just has to figure out if there's a way to lose his virginity to his unicorn not-yet-boyfriend without making sex a one-time-only deal.

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