and Gloria wanted everything
Got this from JB Lumpas...
Gloria wanted everything.. For she was never contented and wanted to have big boobs.. :))
A joke shared to me by my dad :))
Gloria: (to her secretary) IF I die, I want to have the same funeral like Cory had. I want a lot of people to mourn for me and come to my wake. And also I want to have that bonggacious funeral procession. TOUR me from Manila Cathedral to Manila Memorial Park, I want to be buried there also near Cory and Ninoy.
Secretary: Yes ma'm. We will make sure that you will have a bonggacious funeral. Crowds will be there at your final TOUR. You would be given a state funeral. But ma'm we have to make necessary adjustments on your casket. We would like to install some wipers.
Gloria: Why? could there be a bad weather at my funeral?or could it be the tears of the people?
Secretary: No ma'm. Marami lang po dudura sa kabaong niyo mula manila cathedral to Manila memorial park :))))))
hahahaha... and may nag comment na isa yung LABAN sign raw Middle Finger na lang. hahaha